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A Bandana Republic

A Bandana Republic

by Adam on July 2, 2015 at 12:00 am
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  1. qka
    qka
    July 2, 2015, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    Gas??? Really???

    That it was arson will be soooo obvious!!!

    Better to go for spontaneous combustion in a pile of old, damp, snotty handkerchiefs and bandanas.

    • Rena
      Rena
      July 3, 2015, 12:37 pm | # | Reply

      Buy one of cheap cell phone chargers that’s totally unsafe, leave your old phone or USB desk fan plugged into it 24/7 with a pile of old, oily bandanas below the outlet, let nature take its course.

  2. Coga19000
    Coga19000
    July 2, 2015, 2:50 am | # | Reply

    Am I the only one who read the first panel as “Banana Repair Store”?

    • Kai
      Kai
      July 2, 2015, 2:57 am | # | Reply

      *sigh* No, you weren’t.

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      July 2, 2015, 9:00 am | # | Reply

      *sheepishly raises hand*

    • Matthew
      Matthew
      July 2, 2015, 9:44 am | # | Reply

      I have this bunch of bruised bananas that need quick repair.

  3. the_verTigO
    the_verTigO
    July 2, 2015, 3:40 am | # | Reply

    It took me way too long to understand that there’s no actual pirate there…

  4. gandalthewhite
    gandalthewhite
    July 2, 2015, 6:00 am | # | Reply

    So……there’s always money in the bandana stand?

    • Deen
      Deen
      July 2, 2015, 9:03 am | # | Reply

      Hahaha! Yes!

  5. Michael Corley
    Michael Corley
    July 2, 2015, 6:42 am | # | Reply

    I think this is describing ETSY.

  6. Ian Osmond
    Ian Osmond
    July 2, 2015, 7:22 am | # | Reply

    Right. Most of us thrifty bandana owners take pride in making our own repairs.

  7. Mahnarch
    Mahnarch
    July 2, 2015, 9:19 am | # | Reply

    My grand father was a bandana repairman.
    My father was a bandana repairman.

    Now, after three generations, I am a bandana repairman! (also, my wife has left me… for some reason)

    • Ian Osmond
      Ian Osmond
      July 2, 2015, 5:05 pm | # | Reply

      My old man’s a bandana repairman,
      What do you think about that?
      He wears a bandana repairman’s collar,
      He wears a bandana repairman’s hat.
      He wears a bandana repairman’s raincoat,
      He wears a bandana repairman’s shoes.
      And every Saturday evening,
      He reads the Sunday News.
      And someday, if I can,
      I’m gonna be a bandana repairman just like my old man.

      • Pink Floyd
        Pink Floyd
        July 2, 2015, 11:09 pm | # | Reply

        I was thinking along those same lines. Well done, good sir!

  8. Marquar
    Marquar
    July 2, 2015, 10:22 am | # | Reply

    Oh good. I’ve got this neckerchief that needs some reweaving.

  9. Mandi Howell
    Mandi Howell
    July 2, 2015, 12:13 pm | # | Reply

    Read that as “BANANA REPAIR SHOP” the first time… o_0

  10. BugFanNo1Million
    BugFanNo1Million
    July 2, 2015, 12:25 pm | # | Reply

    The melting cash register is a nice touch.

  11. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    July 2, 2015, 1:00 pm | # | Reply

    You’d need to open two shops. One for red and one for blue.

  12. YourWeirdUncle
    YourWeirdUncle
    July 2, 2015, 3:22 pm | # | Reply

    “Do you repair ascots?” -Fred

  13. Orvan Taurus
    Orvan Taurus
    July 3, 2015, 10:53 am | # | Reply

    And that bandana cream pie? Forget it. Same goes for bandana meringue.

  14. Rena
    Rena
    July 3, 2015, 12:38 pm | # | Reply

    That pirate standee would be great advertising anywhere. Except perhaps a movie store.

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