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Better Sorry Than Safe

Better Sorry Than Safe

by Adam on August 1, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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    • Twitted by profmdwhite
      August 1, 2011, 5:34 am | #
  1. Western Aussie
    Western Aussie
    August 1, 2011, 12:21 am | # | Reply

    Hey I have to toally agree – like using 15 kind sof disinfectant around the house and not letting kids play in the dirt – how in the name of Holy Jumping Jeehosphat are they supposed to build an immune system?

    • LoveTheBadGuy
      LoveTheBadGuy
      August 1, 2011, 12:59 am | # | Reply

      I don’t know if you intended to include a Rugrats quote in there, but either way, it was an awesome comment. 😛

    • jared the dreamer
      jared the dreamer
      September 26, 2011, 8:26 pm | # | Reply

      whats an “im-meune” system?
      XD

  2. novascottch
    novascottch
    August 1, 2011, 12:23 am | # | Reply

    That last panel made me crack up!!!

  3. Haz
    Haz
    August 1, 2011, 12:28 am | # | Reply

    LOVE THIS~!

  4. williamkattwilliams
    williamkattwilliams
    August 1, 2011, 12:33 am | # | Reply

    I didn’t know bug was a NYT reader:
    http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/19/science/19tierney.html

  5. ChefMike
    ChefMike
    August 1, 2011, 12:50 am | # | Reply

    Panel four: “It might be Lupus!”

    • LoveTheBadGuy
      LoveTheBadGuy
      August 1, 2011, 1:00 am | # | Reply

      It’s never lupus! Have you learned nothing from Hugh Laurie?!
      😉

      • Cadier
        Cadier
        August 1, 2011, 8:14 am | # | Reply

        I learned how to say “antidisestablishmentarianism” in less than two days! ^^

        • LoveTheBadGuy
          LoveTheBadGuy
          August 1, 2011, 8:30 pm | # | Reply

          I saw your comment and thought, “That doesn’t look like it would be hard to say!”

          “Antidisestable…”

          “Antidisestablishantis…”

          …Kudos to you. 😉

        • Ijon Tichy
          Ijon Tichy
          August 2, 2011, 4:45 am | # | Reply

          anti – dis – establishment – arian – ism

          Not really hard when you break it up, you know.

          • Muhammad Chang
            Muhammad Chang
            July 29, 2013, 4:20 pm | #

            native english speakers counterintuitively suck at spelling and pronouncing english

    • Anna
      Anna
      August 1, 2011, 9:49 am | # | Reply

      Or sarcoidosis.

      • Jeff
        Jeff
        August 1, 2011, 9:58 am | # | Reply

        I wanted to play a drinking game where we had to take a shot every time someone suggested Sarcoidosis on House, then we realized we’d be drunk an awful lot and miss the show’s ending.

  6. ninelen
    ninelen
    August 1, 2011, 3:21 am | # | Reply

    The last panel turned my smile from the other 3 into a laugh. And kudos on slipping “conundrum” in there. That’s one of my favorite words, right up there with “abyssopelagic” and “kerfuffle.” 😀

    • azh
      azh
      August 1, 2011, 4:01 am | # | Reply

      Mine’s “chiaroscuro”. Not that I get a lot of opportunities to use it, but there you go.

      • ninelen
        ninelen
        August 1, 2011, 4:36 am | # | Reply

        No, I imagine not (unless you’re an Art major). But’s it’s nifty either way.

        • NeonF1sh
          NeonF1sh
          August 1, 2011, 11:34 am | # | Reply

          Discombobulate is a good word too 😀

        • Greyman1995
          Greyman1995
          August 1, 2011, 1:10 pm | # | Reply

          I got fan art headin your way. As soon as I finish it ( I’m lazy, Srry)

  7. washhandsb4work
    washhandsb4work
    August 1, 2011, 8:01 am | # | Reply

    Awesome! This makes me very happy 🙂 There was a time where we actually let Darwinism help our society, now we let all the wimps survive…

    The comic had me snickering the whole way through!

  8. Lisha
    Lisha
    August 1, 2011, 8:52 am | # | Reply

    Hehe.. The last panel just did it for me! 😀

  9. iamninzen
    iamninzen
    August 1, 2011, 9:18 am | # | Reply

    Awesome stuff! I really agree with you. I remember how life was when I was a kid. Playing in the dirt and the mud, climbing trees, riding and jumping bicycles, playing in the creek. Most modern moms would freak out!

  10. 432
    432
    August 1, 2011, 10:25 am | # | Reply

    I say let-um-get-um dirty. Scraped knees and bruises as well as an occasional bloodletting will build the immune system. Climbing trees creates a new perception and eating mud pies will transcend the palate to new levels far beyond the typical domestic meal.

  11. Dabisnit
    Dabisnit
    August 1, 2011, 11:01 am | # | Reply

    I like how the kids know extensive things like Tikrit

  12. Mental Mouse
    Mental Mouse
    August 1, 2011, 11:06 am | # | Reply

    This issue has already spawned its countermovement — try Googling “Free-Range Children”.

    • 432
      432
      August 1, 2011, 11:34 am | # | Reply

      🙂

  13. Rhea
    Rhea
    August 1, 2011, 11:33 am | # | Reply

    When I was a kid our school playground was asphalt. If you fell off the swings or the monkeybars, you just cracked your head open. And we liked it that way! And we were better for it! And I would go off on my bike and be gone from breakfast until dinner– my parents wouldn’t have had a clue where to even start looking for me.

  14. Kkop
    Kkop
    August 1, 2011, 2:02 pm | # | Reply

    Sad, but true. I have some glorious scars to regale future generations with.

  15. thorgold
    thorgold
    August 1, 2011, 8:31 pm | # | Reply

    The reason a lot of parents, I think, tend to overprotect is because they’re trying to prevent stupid injuries like they had. Problem is, the stupid injuries are what let us learn and make us stronger. Not that my thumb being crooked after shattering it makes me stronger, but I’m MENTALLY tougher for it 😛

    • thorgold
      thorgold
      August 1, 2011, 8:32 pm | # | Reply

      On a related note, I’ve never had a goose egg. Plenty of Charlie Horses, a few broken bones, and a minor concussion, but I’ve never even heard of a goose egg.

      • Adam
        Adam
        August 1, 2011, 10:04 pm | # | Reply

        I was wondering if anyone else called bumps to the noggin “goose eggs.” I had plenty growing up; mostly because I was easily distracted and played a lot of baseball.

        • Western Aussie
          Western Aussie
          August 1, 2011, 11:22 pm | # | Reply

          I haven’t come across that term but then I am half a planet away as well.

        • euphgeek
          euphgeek
          August 2, 2011, 9:05 am | # | Reply

          That’s what we always called them. I knew what you meant.

  16. Kimberly Temple
    Kimberly Temple
    August 10, 2011, 5:09 pm | # | Reply

    Nothing bad has ever happened to me, even when I was a kid. Maybe that’s because I’ve always been a bookworm and preffered staying inside to going out in the SUN and PLAYING. Ugh, I still avoid it at all costs, so I think maybe that’s why I’ve never broken anything or horrible things like that. On the rare occasion I hurt myself. My friends and I were playing “Slingshot” in which a kid would stand in front of a jumprope, sitting on it, and the two other kids would fling the rope, and you, and you land wherever. It was totally stupid and I got the most huge and disgusting looking bruise I’ve ever had. My sister’s Mum-in-law won’t even let her kids go outside! So, hotdamn. Spot on!

  17. T
    T
    October 2, 2011, 7:09 pm | # | Reply

    So true, the dangerous equipment was always the most fun and the new ones I see kids playing on are boring! Also me and asphalt got to know each other pretty well back in the day….I miss being a kid

  18. J I W
    J I W
    October 6, 2011, 9:12 pm | # | Reply

    Well it is however fun to hear kids screaming because they have never gotten a scrape until they are like 8 or 9

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