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Bullet Time

Bullet Time

by Adam on September 3, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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Discussion (20) ¬

  1. Llama118
    Llama118
    September 3, 2012, 12:03 am | # | Reply

    What’s worse, you’d have pet hair and lint all over your corpse

  2. MortalAnonymous
    MortalAnonymous
    September 3, 2012, 12:46 am | # | Reply

    My guess is, that’s exactly what Mr. Cool is hoping for, so he can’t be held accountable.

  3. Frances
    Frances
    September 3, 2012, 2:23 am | # | Reply

    Sounds like a job for the Mythbusters: “Can a bullet kill you if it is sucked up by the vacuum cleaner?”

    • Margaret
      Margaret
      September 3, 2012, 3:28 am | # | Reply

      Agreed! You must write them right now and link to Bug!

      • Skydiver
        Skydiver
        September 3, 2012, 12:37 pm | # | Reply

        They kind of did:

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2004_season)#Frog_Giggin.27

        • Frances
          Frances
          September 3, 2012, 5:23 pm | # | Reply

          Not the same thing.

          • BugFanNo1Million
            BugFanNo1Million
            September 3, 2012, 6:48 pm | #

            The mythbusters have done other similar myths: http://mythbustersresults.com/episode85

            Short answer, even if the shell were to fire inside the vacuum, it would not be lethal. The bullet must be accelerated by the combustion products through a barrel to reach lethal velocities.

  4. Althir
    Althir
    September 3, 2012, 5:15 am | # | Reply

    You’ll die as you lived
    in the flash of the vacuum,
    in a corner, covered by dust bunnies.

    There, some rephrased Maiden for ya.

  5. BoB
    BoB
    September 3, 2012, 8:09 am | # | Reply

    Oh god yes! Bullet Time! xD feel free to take more breaks at any time Adam. They make awesome comics.

  6. Julian
    Julian
    September 3, 2012, 9:06 am | # | Reply

    Sounds like a good reason not to vacuum. The best defense is a dirty carpet?

  7. Codric
    Codric
    September 3, 2012, 9:41 am | # | Reply

    My mother always told me it wouldn’t kill me to vaccum my room once in a while.
    I prefer Adam’s version.

    • Armoless
      Armoless
      September 3, 2012, 9:46 am | # | Reply

      *like*

  8. Karine76
    Karine76
    September 3, 2012, 11:10 am | # | Reply

    Somehow I can imagine that’s how Bug would go.

  9. quilter5093
    quilter5093
    September 3, 2012, 11:53 am | # | Reply

    Since I rarely vacuum, I envision stepping on it (like a Lego) and blowing my piggy toes off.

  10. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    September 3, 2012, 12:26 pm | # | Reply

    i must a agree popping the chamber is a sweet move

  11. Jeff
    Jeff
    September 3, 2012, 12:39 pm | # | Reply

    Could be worse. I heard of a guy who got killed by an attack chicken. True Story!

  12. Thorbjørn
    Thorbjørn
    September 3, 2012, 3:33 pm | # | Reply

    That sucks – or does it blow?

  13. J-L
    J-L
    September 4, 2012, 10:41 am | # | Reply

    I love that third panel. Improbable but clever.

  14. Yodalightsaver
    Yodalightsaver
    September 4, 2012, 5:02 pm | # | Reply

    They pump out empty bullet casings, not the bullets themselves…

  15. Ocdgod
    Ocdgod
    January 30, 2013, 10:51 am | # | Reply

    Only if they just fired… and then it’d get ejected automatically on most modern guns(hence the ‘semiautomatic’

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