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Buy for an Eye

Buy for an Eye

by Adam on November 20, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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Discussion (19) ¬

  1. xthorgoldx
    xthorgoldx
    November 20, 2012, 12:08 am | # | Reply

    I’m fairly sure that beer goggles have predated the existence of eyepatches, but those *increased* the number of eye gougings per capita. Panel 2 is a lie!

  2. MikeV
    MikeV
    November 20, 2012, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    The somalian pirate joke is both cruel and hilarious at the same time! Oh God I’m dying xD

  3. AckAckAck
    AckAckAck
    November 20, 2012, 1:33 am | # | Reply

    I think the problem is mainly on the seller. I mean he’s obviously on the wrong business. He should open moustche shop rather than eye patch shop.

    • Col Klink
      Col Klink
      April 5, 2013, 11:56 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah. There is a distinct shortage of good ‘staches here.

  4. tymime
    tymime
    November 20, 2012, 4:27 am | # | Reply

    There’s always Toggle from Doonesbury.

  5. Etrigan
    Etrigan
    November 20, 2012, 6:52 am | # | Reply

    Ninny? Ninny? Who calls anybody a Ninny on the Internet? The Internet insult lexicon starts with ‘Douchebag’ before working up to ‘Nazi’ via ‘Pedophile’. Everybody knows this.

    • ohplease
      ohplease
      November 20, 2012, 9:25 am | # | Reply

      I think I’ll start calling people “ninny” online. Just the novelty of it would get their goat

    • BugFanNo1million
      BugFanNo1million
      November 20, 2012, 3:46 pm | # | Reply

      Only a ninny would limit their insults to such crude expressions, Etrigan.

    • Col Klink
      Col Klink
      April 5, 2013, 11:57 pm | # | Reply

      Huh? Listen, the Internet was invented so people could be anonymously rude to each other. I should know, my employer did it, albeit before my time there.

  6. AvaJ
    AvaJ
    November 20, 2012, 8:01 am | # | Reply

    I think if he advertised them as special Nick Fury patches, there could be a boom of business! I mean who is cooler than the man who can assemble the Avengers? *just sayin!*

  7. Jared
    Jared
    November 20, 2012, 8:47 am | # | Reply

    I love the store name, “the trendy cyclops”!

  8. Codric
    Codric
    November 20, 2012, 11:11 am | # | Reply

    Arr, those landlubbers! If you want to be a real pirate, you need your eye patch – along with your wooden leg and your hat/ headkerchief! Send those Somalian phonies to Davy Jones’ locker!

  9. Jeff
    Jeff
    November 20, 2012, 12:14 pm | # | Reply

    LOVE “The Trendy Cyclops” proprietor’s mustache! And yes, the name of his shop is top-notch!

  10. TSA
    TSA
    November 20, 2012, 12:36 pm | # | Reply

    haha .. the eyepatch looks more like a ‘mono’kini

  11. Shirubia
    Shirubia
    November 20, 2012, 5:25 pm | # | Reply

    I think there is plenty of business for eyepatches!
    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EyepatchOfPower

    Just check all the names!

  12. quilter5093
    quilter5093
    November 20, 2012, 7:32 pm | # | Reply

    In the 1973 movie The Three Musketeers, the villain Rochefort ( Christopher Lee), had an awesome eyepatch. He kept lifting it to see what was going on. His mustache wasn’t bad either.

  13. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    November 21, 2012, 11:50 am | # | Reply

    A truly contemporary pirate costume would be a banker’s outfit.

    Government (and who they enable) is the most successful form of banditry.

  14. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    November 24, 2012, 12:44 pm | # | Reply

    love the last panel

  15. Ol' Gui
    Ol' Gui
    November 25, 2012, 11:18 pm | # | Reply

    My son just mentioned that if a cyclops were to wear an eyepatch – ” Wouldn’t that make me blind? ” How trendy could one be stumbling around? Like the Nick Fury eyepatch idea.

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