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Dead Men Don’t Wear Slacks

Dead Men Don’t Wear Slacks

by Adam on March 8, 2013 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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Discussion (17) ¬

  1. BugFanNo1Million
    BugFanNo1Million
    March 8, 2013, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    Third panel – win win win

    • BugFanNo1Million
      BugFanNo1Million
      March 8, 2013, 12:24 am | # | Reply

      Also, panel 1 made me crave a burger.

  2. Joreal
    Joreal
    March 8, 2013, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    Panel 2.5 – “Well, pants and something about the servivce, how we should say- what is that? ‘Higa Diga Loo?’ ‘Bigga Migga Dew?’ …’Wigga Bigga Boo?’ Instead of Amen?”

  3. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    March 8, 2013, 1:17 am | # | Reply

    Love the title! And yes, 3rd panel is definitely a win!
    Grumble…now I have to wait until Monday for a new Bug fix…grumble.

  4. Gene
    Gene
    March 8, 2013, 2:39 am | # | Reply

    Is it wrong that I’m sad it’s the end of “pants week”?

    • MaxOfFewTrades
      MaxOfFewTrades
      March 8, 2013, 3:37 am | # | Reply

      I’m pretty sure that’s how everybody is feeling right now.

    • Wingspin
      Wingspin
      March 8, 2013, 8:35 am | # | Reply

      I loved “pants week” and I hope it comes back next year!

      • Odai Athamneh
        Odai Athamneh
        March 8, 2013, 10:44 am | # | Reply

        We should make it a recurring holiday, complete with a “Pants Santa” who brings you stylish jeans and khakis.

  5. ftexpt
    ftexpt
    March 8, 2013, 3:18 am | # | Reply

    Oh man… I have some jeans that I was going to give away but now I know what to do with at least one of them. Got to show this to my friends.

  6. Fat Bug
    Fat Bug
    March 8, 2013, 4:38 am | # | Reply

    In honor of pants week I actually wore pants.

  7. ECHO
    ECHO
    March 8, 2013, 8:20 am | # | Reply

    Guns don’t kill Detective Bugs, Love Does

  8. GreeGree
    GreeGree
    March 8, 2013, 10:12 am | # | Reply

    This is so sick, so wrong…I LOVE IT

  9. Ol' Gui
    Ol' Gui
    March 8, 2013, 10:24 am | # | Reply

    Would the bug with glasses and fatsaw be named Vlad by any chance.

  10. Kithoras
    Kithoras
    March 8, 2013, 12:36 pm | # | Reply

    The first panel put me in a very good mood. The nonchalant ‘Alas’, followed by idle munching just did me in. And the facial expression is amazing as well!

    Cheers for a good laugh!

  11. Venom1656
    Venom1656
    March 9, 2013, 7:20 am | # | Reply

    Mmm, burgers.

  12. Mahnarch
    Mahnarch
    March 9, 2013, 4:27 pm | # | Reply

    The first panel reminds me of my Aunt.

    “I don’t know why I can’t lose weight…” *shoves a whole sleeve of Oreos down her throat*

  13. Shannon Love
    Shannon Love
    April 18, 2013, 11:18 pm | # | Reply

    Interestingly enough, once a corpse is cooled below around IIRC 50 degrees Fahrenheit, the fat tissue begins to solidify and you can carve it rather like a soft if somewhat crumbly wax. In fact, rumor has it some rather morbid but artistically skilled anatomy students carved little soapstone-like statues from human adipose tissue.

    If that fails there is always plasticization I toured the lab of guy developing that way back in the day and one of the uses he hypothesized for it was being able to “carve” horribly mangled corpse to a more fitting shape for their funeral.

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