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Dirty Pool

Dirty Pool

by Adam on June 30, 2015 at 12:00 am
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Discussion (10) ¬

  1. Drakey
    Drakey
    June 30, 2015, 12:29 am | # | Reply

    Un-boned-upon surfaces are rare in any home. Secondhand furniture of any kind will always have been used for a funtime flat place.

    Which is why I love being gay: statistically, I’m almost certainly adding a new type of lovin’ to the layers of amorousness already on the couch.

  2. Thorbjørn
    Thorbjørn
    June 30, 2015, 1:25 am | # | Reply

    He felt her up good!

    • Fieger
      Fieger
      June 30, 2015, 7:09 am | # | Reply

      That’s our cue, darling

  3. Gene
    Gene
    June 30, 2015, 3:25 am | # | Reply

    Holy crap. I know the guy in panel 2… seriously…

  4. Nick
    Nick
    June 30, 2015, 7:34 am | # | Reply

    “Boob dents” is now my expression of the day.

    • Parrius
      Parrius
      June 30, 2015, 11:53 pm | # | Reply

      Don’t you mean……IMpression?

      I’ll show myself out……

  5. sidehack
    sidehack
    June 30, 2015, 8:07 am | # | Reply

    I got an old pool table retired from the game room of a Baptist Student Center. I sincerely hope it’s not been fornicated upon.

    Although that would explain the cracked leg.

    Ew.

    • AZHBUG
      AZHBUG
      June 30, 2015, 8:19 am | # | Reply

      But Of Course it is virginal.

      now, to overcome the broken leg thing, hang it from the ceiling by chains. adds an extra layer of difficulty to your trick shots, but it’s easy to sweep underneath.

  6. Brethren
    Brethren
    June 30, 2015, 4:37 pm | # | Reply

    Might I recommend asking if the pool table is “100% virgin”? I think some people might take it as the person doing it with the actual table, but I would definitely want to know about that too.

  7. CorrTerek
    CorrTerek
    June 30, 2015, 11:42 pm | # | Reply

    I feel like there’s a story, here, but I’m not gonna ask.

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