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Eat Your Heart Out

Eat Your Heart Out

by Adam on May 3, 2013 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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Discussion (19) ¬

  1. Behold
    Behold
    May 3, 2013, 1:55 am | # | Reply

    Mountain Dew? Why Mountain dew?

    • Margaret
      Margaret
      May 3, 2013, 2:32 am | # | Reply

      Maybe he just cannot get enough of that brominated vegetable oil.

  2. Doug
    Doug
    May 3, 2013, 2:42 am | # | Reply

    Mt. Dew is the Nectar of the Gods.

  3. Jimmy
    Jimmy
    May 3, 2013, 5:38 am | # | Reply

    My body’s built from pepperoni pizza and Coca Cola.

  4. Wingspin
    Wingspin
    May 3, 2013, 7:42 am | # | Reply

    Love the sniffing cannibal. Great week of Bug!

  5. Laurat81
    Laurat81
    May 3, 2013, 7:54 am | # | Reply

    Hmmmm are they from Jamestown perhaps?
    http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/05/01/jamestown-cannibalism/2126421/

  6. adam c
    adam c
    May 3, 2013, 8:10 am | # | Reply

    my body’s built from chicken patty’s and coke!

  7. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    May 3, 2013, 8:21 am | # | Reply

    I don’t think you are what you eat so much as you are a billboard for how you approach eating. That’s why the back of my belt says WIDE LOAD.

    • ASP
      ASP
      May 3, 2013, 9:09 am | # | Reply

      Well, if you want to get scientifical, our cells use the molecules in our food to help them reproduce, so after a certain age pretty much your entire body is built from what you’ve eaten.

      • Dave Dell
        Dave Dell
        May 3, 2013, 1:15 pm | # | Reply

        True. I’ve also heard and read – and it seems particularly appropriate for a cartoon strip titled BUG – that every atom in our body was once at least and probably many times a part of an insect.

  8. adam c
    adam c
    May 3, 2013, 9:04 am | # | Reply

    my body is built from chicken pattys and soda.

  9. Fred
    Fred
    May 3, 2013, 9:34 am | # | Reply

    I wonder which part of me is made of whiskey…

  10. J-L
    J-L
    May 3, 2013, 9:48 am | # | Reply

    Fortunately for the bug in the last panel, with one limb missing, he still has five other limbs.

  11. Bhrien
    Bhrien
    May 3, 2013, 5:50 pm | # | Reply

    ‘Tis but a scratch!

    I can never resist a Monty Python reference.

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      May 4, 2013, 4:49 pm | # | Reply

      Come back here! I’ll gnaw your legs off!

  12. Stevie Wonderless
    Stevie Wonderless
    May 5, 2013, 9:28 am | # | Reply

    But I like pop-tarts 🙁

  13. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    May 6, 2013, 2:04 am | # | Reply

    Well, then apparently I’m beer. Oh, and pizza. Maybe a li’l ice cream in there.

  14. Nikko
    Nikko
    May 6, 2013, 3:16 am | # | Reply

    I’ve been forced to learn about what the FDA thinks of proper cooking temperatures and shelf life and leaving things out of the fridge too long. But I also have one of those digestive tracts that responds quite peacefully to shots of everclear and the salmonella on my extra spicy Indian food, so actually applying food safety rules to my home cooking has never been too important. If I am what I eat, I’m sure there’s also a rather large mystery meat component. (What’s in Jack in the Box tacos anyway??) I’m actually pretty happy with that. See if I ever do shake my finger at a cannibal, it’s reassuring to know that the appendage in question will contain quite a lot of ‘you probably shouldn’t eat that’, and a likely side of gastronomic revenge.

  15. Stretch5678
    Stretch5678
    April 4, 2017, 12:44 pm | # | Reply

    I’m 90% soft pretzel, and by this point, my personality mainly consists of Star Trek episodes.

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