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En Garde!

En Garde!

by Adam on December 14, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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Discussion (22) ¬

  1. Doug
    Doug
    December 14, 2012, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    lol… my dad and i had a sword fight tonight with empty Christmas wrapping paper rolls. i’m 46 and he’s 71.

    • Jeff Clough
      Jeff Clough
      December 14, 2012, 2:46 pm | # | Reply

      *LIKE*

    • Love The Bad Guy
      Love The Bad Guy
      December 14, 2012, 3:53 pm | # | Reply

      That’s the best. 😀

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      December 16, 2012, 4:31 pm | # | Reply

      That’s called “Cardboard Tube Ninja”!
      Penny-Arcade did a bit on it a few years ago (which I cannot find at the moment…)

      We’re not that rare. 😀

      • Korbl
        Korbl
        December 19, 2012, 8:49 pm | # | Reply

        *Samurai, not ninja.

        • Mahnarch
          Mahnarch
          December 23, 2012, 7:43 pm | # | Reply

          Touche…

  2. jzig
    jzig
    December 14, 2012, 12:51 am | # | Reply

    I only Swordfight with clean toilet plungers, recently used ones are off limits.

  3. Johan
    Johan
    December 14, 2012, 2:05 am | # | Reply

    That last panel would make an AWESOME movie poster

    • Col Klink
      Col Klink
      April 6, 2013, 12:45 am | # | Reply

      I find myself thinking that bug would be excellent as an animated short.

  4. Kapus
    Kapus
    December 14, 2012, 2:14 am | # | Reply

    They don’t call it sword fighting for nothing!

    ..Or maybe they do. I dunno.

  5. Jim
    Jim
    December 14, 2012, 4:03 am | # | Reply

    Well, this could explain why the Wii was such a big seller.

  6. Snark Shark
    Snark Shark
    December 14, 2012, 5:37 am | # | Reply

    “HAVE AT THEE, VARLET!”

  7. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    December 14, 2012, 6:33 am | # | Reply

    Check out a movie called “Groove Tube”. There some glow in the dark condoms that “highlight” an unusual sword fight.

    I admire how you are able to draw hats of all kinds. Was there a special week of art school that focused on mad skills at Hattery?

    • VaguelyCreepy
      VaguelyCreepy
      June 5, 2013, 7:35 am | # | Reply

      Mad. Hattery. I see what you did there, and I bestow three internets upon you for it.

      You can still keep them if it was unintentional, though.

  8. Colleen
    Colleen
    December 14, 2012, 8:52 am | # | Reply

    Well Duh. Real swords will hurt if you accidentally get poked. Cheap violin bows…. OTOH……

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      December 16, 2012, 4:34 pm | # | Reply

      Also, the real swords get dented up and takes forever to rub them out with polish*.. 🙁

      *actual sword fight experience

  9. Rhea
    Rhea
    December 14, 2012, 11:06 am | # | Reply

    Love the blaming in the second panel when “mom” shows up.

  10. euphgeek
    euphgeek
    December 14, 2012, 3:09 pm | # | Reply

    Love that second panel. Cracks me up every time.

  11. Dragonlady86
    Dragonlady86
    December 14, 2012, 4:44 pm | # | Reply

    Hmmm. my guy friends (and one girl friend) all do this. But some of them actully have real swords as well. Includeing previously mentioned girl and her brother.

  12. mendel
    mendel
    December 14, 2012, 9:46 pm | # | Reply

    G.K.Chesterton’s (remember Father Brown?) book “The Ball and the Cross” deals with a swordfight between a Scottish catholic and an atheist, which is begun several times during the course of the book, but never concluded. It’s available on gutenberg.org.

  13. SheridanR
    SheridanR
    December 15, 2012, 12:50 am | # | Reply

    This is your best Bug comic in a long time, Adam. Well done.

  14. Mark
    Mark
    September 9, 2018, 11:58 pm | # | Reply

    They wanna swordfight in a way that looks cool, and real swords don’t favor that.

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