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Exasperated Egyptian

Exasperated Egyptian

by Adam on June 23, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Echofon
    Echofon
    June 23, 2011, 12:02 am | # | Reply

    Yuck. Frogurt.

    • LoveTheBadGuy
      LoveTheBadGuy
      June 23, 2011, 1:04 am | # | Reply

      *le gasp!*

      Frogurt is delicious! As is ice-cream, gelato, sorbet and most other frozen treats.

      Mmm… Frozen treats. 😛

      • MikeyZ
        MikeyZ
        January 28, 2014, 11:50 pm | # | Reply

        Are Frogurt and Froyo the same thing? It’s all in the marketing.

        My first thoughts were Froyo = frozen yogurt = delicious ; frogurt = frog + yogurt

  2. Gz
    Gz
    June 23, 2011, 12:08 am | # | Reply

    OMG crazy people

    • Gz
      Gz
      June 23, 2011, 12:09 am | # | Reply

      and square-rimmed Nerd Bug!

      • NeverSerious
        NeverSerious
        June 23, 2011, 2:11 pm | # | Reply

        that’s bug’s dad

        • angie
          angie
          June 25, 2011, 8:47 pm | # | Reply

          No, Bug’s dad has crescent-shaped glasses.

  3. BoB
    BoB
    June 23, 2011, 12:15 am | # | Reply

    I always thought of it like that. Same with the Mayans. 2012 if from the Mayans. The Mayans also thought the world was on a turtle.

    • odinatas
      odinatas
      June 23, 2011, 5:28 am | # | Reply

      i’m afraid you are wrong the turtle is from Hindu mythology

      • Scriptura
        Scriptura
        June 23, 2011, 11:35 am | # | Reply

        The turtle is also common in Native American creation stories.

    • Nick
      Nick
      July 1, 2011, 3:24 am | # | Reply

      We’re entering the age of Aquarius, not the end of the world. The Mayan calendar was just misunderstood. The Mayans just didn’t make a calendar for the new age; thus, it was interpreted as the end of the world.

      • ARandomGuy
        ARandomGuy
        November 9, 2021, 1:13 am | # | Reply

        They actually did make one, but nobody cared.

  4. ninelen
    ninelen
    June 23, 2011, 1:29 am | # | Reply

    Did Bug just crank that jack-in-the-box until Crazy Bug popped out? What an unusual pastime.

  5. williamkattwilliams
    williamkattwilliams
    June 23, 2011, 1:58 am | # | Reply

    I’d be angrier at The Bangles.

  6. Saumya
    Saumya
    June 23, 2011, 5:15 am | # | Reply

    You had me at “crazy people often ask me…”

  7. Isis
    Isis
    June 23, 2011, 6:28 am | # | Reply

    New character: square-rimmed bug! Oh and I love the crazy person in a box. I’d get my brother one for his birthday if I could.

  8. Rafaela
    Rafaela
    June 23, 2011, 6:50 am | # | Reply

    don’t you hate it when crazy people come asking you questions??

  9. Equinox
    Equinox
    June 23, 2011, 7:05 am | # | Reply

    don’t you hate it when you’re innocently turning the crank on a box of crazy and suddenly that box of crazy spawns a crazy person?…who asks you questions?

  10. Raven
    Raven
    June 23, 2011, 7:54 am | # | Reply

    I love Adam’s mind. I would love to spend a day there.

  11. Rhea
    Rhea
    June 23, 2011, 9:27 am | # | Reply

    I want a bunch of Africans and Native Americans to walk around Manhattan and then write papers and have conferences about how westerners couldn’t possibly have designed and built this stuff and it must have been aliens.

  12. Jim
    Jim
    June 23, 2011, 9:46 am | # | Reply

    Very well said! You just articulated what I’ve been thinking for years (well, at least the years I’ve been watching daytime History Channel).

  13. Rupert
    Rupert
    June 23, 2011, 12:36 pm | # | Reply

    funny, i thought the JEWS made the pyramids

    • Zimriel
      Zimriel
      May 21, 2017, 1:24 am | # | Reply

      Wrong dynasty. Pyramids were IV. Exodus was XVIII-XIX. Dude, do you even Manetho?

  14. Anon
    Anon
    June 23, 2011, 1:23 pm | # | Reply

    Stargate reference in panel three <3

    • Chucky
      Chucky
      June 24, 2011, 9:34 am | # | Reply

      stargate wasnt the first to come up with that

      • Silver
        Silver
        January 21, 2012, 5:01 am | # | Reply

        Nah, but the glasses and stuff is Totally daniel jackson.

  15. Anonymoose
    Anonymoose
    June 23, 2011, 2:44 pm | # | Reply

    Yeah, because CLEARLY only a highly advanced alien race could have created what is essentially a glorified ROCK PILE.

  16. Mark Stokes
    Mark Stokes
    June 23, 2011, 4:18 pm | # | Reply

    Who cares who built ’em, as long as they keep my food fresh and my razor blades sharp!

  17. Smooth Dawg
    Smooth Dawg
    June 23, 2011, 5:38 pm | # | Reply

    I like how crazy bug came out of a jack-in-the-box.

  18. alana
    alana
    June 23, 2011, 6:40 pm | # | Reply

    Have I told you that I love this comic? I totally love this comic.

  19. Raen
    Raen
    June 28, 2011, 12:45 pm | # | Reply

    “you morons can’t even draw the side view of an eye!”

    Amazing! Great comic, as usual!

  20. soapyillusion
    soapyillusion
    October 14, 2011, 8:02 pm | # | Reply

    this is one of your bests adam in my opinion anyway

  21. rowan44
    rowan44
    January 19, 2013, 7:10 pm | # | Reply

    I feel the same way. Hate that Ancient Aliens show.

  22. Col Klink
    Col Klink
    March 31, 2013, 1:50 am | # | Reply

    Frogurt = frog + yogurt

    In France

    • Izzie
      Izzie
      January 26, 2014, 12:40 pm | # | Reply

      I can imagine a frogleg sticking out of yogurt

  23. TB Tabby
    TB Tabby
    March 12, 2022, 3:40 pm | # | Reply

    It’s racism. They’re basically saying “There’s no way such obviously dark-skinned people could have built the only Wonder of the Ancient World that’s still standing!”

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