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Fake a Hike

Fake a Hike

by Adam on July 6, 2015 at 2:25 am
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Discussion (13) ¬

  1. Michael Corley
    Michael Corley
    July 6, 2015, 5:38 am | # | Reply

    We can be trail bros.

  2. Pink Floyd aka Jeff from before
    Pink Floyd aka Jeff from before
    July 6, 2015, 6:17 am | # | Reply

    Granola as a topping? Ha! Everyone knows that granola is more of a punishment, amiright?

    • ArtDrake
      ArtDrake
      July 7, 2015, 7:13 pm | # | Reply

      No.

  3. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    July 6, 2015, 6:29 am | # | Reply

    Eating granola burns more calories than the granola contains. Chew fast enough and its a cardio workout.

    I’m proud to say I’ve never eaten at a Sbarro.

  4. Tony
    Tony
    July 6, 2015, 7:50 am | # | Reply

    …I would be psyched for some granola-pizza. Maybe with a greek yogurt sauce. Get on that CPK.

  5. TheWombatOfDoom
    TheWombatOfDoom
    July 6, 2015, 7:55 am | # | Reply

    Trail mix as a topping then?

  6. Frank
    Frank
    July 6, 2015, 9:39 am | # | Reply

    Well, there’s the problem with you (second frame); you’re not at a hiking trail, you’re at a 400m race.

  7. Marquar
    Marquar
    July 6, 2015, 10:55 am | # | Reply

    Maybe your hiking stick is too heavy?

    Also, do people *want* to go to S’barro? I thought it was like the proctologist’s office, you only go when you have no other choice.

  8. AckAckAck
    AckAckAck
    July 6, 2015, 6:49 pm | # | Reply

    As a guy who love fit women I want to walk the first trail please.

  9. Orvan Taurus
    Orvan Taurus
    July 6, 2015, 7:33 pm | # | Reply

    Granola is not a pizza topping. An ice cream topping, maybe, but I’d still be leery.

  10. Parrius
    Parrius
    July 6, 2015, 10:51 pm | # | Reply

    Woah woah woah, hold on a second:

    Sbarro’s is still around? Thought they went kaput.

  11. euphgeek
    euphgeek
    July 7, 2015, 9:36 am | # | Reply

    Good timing! My wife just took me on a hike over the weekend and this is how I feel about hikes. 🙂

  12. Stretch5678
    Stretch5678
    March 24, 2017, 12:29 pm | # | Reply

    Needs a moving sidewalk.

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