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GPS Ninjagation

GPS Ninjagation

by Adam on August 11, 2015 at 12:18 am
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  1. Mat M.
    Mat M.
    August 11, 2015, 2:34 am | # | Reply

    Yes, yes, blame it on the phone. But we all know that’s not the real reason you can’t be a ninja, eh?

    PS: Where did you get ninja edition of GPS navigation? I have trouble getting directions for a bicycle.

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      August 11, 2015, 6:59 am | # | Reply

      You get it from the black market.

      But, you got to be able to back flip over a series of fire pits, scale a 30ft wall and then hit a target* with a throwing star in order to get inside for the coupon code.

      *the target may or may not be a guard.

    • BugFanNo1Million
      BugFanNo1Million
      August 11, 2015, 2:28 pm | # | Reply

      It’s a hidden item.

    • Rena
      Rena
      August 11, 2015, 8:45 pm | # | Reply

      Ninja Mode is built in, but only a true ninja can find it.

  2. Some Guy
    Some Guy
    August 11, 2015, 6:28 am | # | Reply

    Can’t you just plug in earbuds/headphones? Heck, make them really cool headphones and go for a heavy metal ninja look. (Working under cover as an assassin for metal bands, punk rockers and fashion designers, so you can blend in with the crowd.)

    • N0083rP00F
      N0083rP00F
      August 11, 2015, 7:38 am | # | Reply

      OOooo, Fashion Ninja. Wait a sec, didn’t Grrl Power just do that?

      • Some Guy
        Some Guy
        August 13, 2015, 9:08 am | # | Reply

        It’s not that the ninjas are fashionable, it’s that they need headphones to muffle their phone noise, and the only places where a ninja costume paired w/ headphones and metalhead attire are incognito are fashion shows and rock concerts.

  3. p.j.
    p.j.
    August 11, 2015, 7:38 am | # | Reply

    Classic!

  4. Dimentio
    Dimentio
    August 11, 2015, 7:43 am | # | Reply

    Couldn’t you just leave your phone at home?

    • Marquar
      Marquar
      August 11, 2015, 10:00 am | # | Reply

      How would he play “Fruit Ninja” while waiting for his target to show up?

    • Rena
      Rena
      August 11, 2015, 8:46 pm | # | Reply

      He needs the GPS.

  5. Taishiea
    Taishiea
    August 11, 2015, 7:05 pm | # | Reply

    wait you are actually athletic enough to be a ninja?!

  6. Parrius
    Parrius
    August 11, 2015, 10:38 pm | # | Reply

    My GPS seems to be in a state of perpetual annoyance, judging by its voice. “Whenever possible, make. A. U-TURN.”

    Must be difficult, being a master assassin with a GPS. I’d imagine all the leaping from treetop to treetop makes satellite reception a nightmare.

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