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A Dip Off the Old Block

A Dip Off the Old Block

by Adam on August 10, 2015 at 1:23 am
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  1. Ghetto8laster
    Ghetto8laster
    August 10, 2015, 2:39 am | # | Reply

    So so so true. I have often wished for stupid children. But no! My kids are like the velociraptors from Jurassic Park!

    • Bob in Nashville
      Bob in Nashville
      August 10, 2015, 6:48 am | # | Reply

      Clever girl!

    • TheWombatOfDoom
      TheWombatOfDoom
      August 12, 2015, 8:17 am | # | Reply

      Shoooooot heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!

  2. Richard Howland-Bolton
    Richard Howland-Bolton
    August 10, 2015, 3:48 am | # | Reply

    But… But… back in 1947 i was that kid….
    Waaaaaaaa!Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa! [Gasp!] [Sob!]

    • Orvan Taurus
      Orvan Taurus
      August 10, 2015, 4:08 am | # | Reply

      But thanks to mainstreaming, that genius and creativity was thwarted. Which means that perhaps even dolts doing homeschooling might be better than actual schools. Ain’t that a kicker?

  3. Some Guy
    Some Guy
    August 10, 2015, 5:24 am | # | Reply

    Funny, I’d actually applaud a kid like that and do my best to instill a hatred of my enemies into it. That way all my problems cancel out.

  4. Michael Corley
    Michael Corley
    August 10, 2015, 5:45 am | # | Reply

    This literally describes my life. My little geniuses will take over the world, I have no doubt.

  5. Cybertramon 001
    Cybertramon 001
    August 10, 2015, 7:14 am | # | Reply

    “Junior, stop talking like that. What have I said about using six syllable words in this household? If I’m going to be insulted, I at least want to know that it’s happening.”

  6. Hubcaps
    Hubcaps
    August 10, 2015, 8:13 am | # | Reply

    I solved that problem by always being one step ahead of my kids. Or was it one step behind?

    • N0083rP00F
      N0083rP00F
      August 10, 2015, 8:48 am | # | Reply

      To the side, that way you have a chance to see it coming and they miss. That way they also have no idea where you are going. Keeps things fair since I have no idea where I am going either.

  7. CynicallyDelicious
    CynicallyDelicious
    April 5, 2018, 3:32 am | # | Reply

    Seriously, if Mr. Huber’s daughter reads through his archive, he’ll have to answer some pretty awkward questions.

    “So wait, are you happy or mad with my intelligence level?!”

    “Uh…”

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