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Halloweirdness

Halloweirdness

by Adam on October 28, 2013 at 12:00 am
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  1. Deja
    Deja
    October 28, 2013, 12:51 am | # | Reply

    Gidget….literally the best name for a bug nun!

    • Ol' Gui
      Ol' Gui
      October 31, 2013, 7:50 am | # | Reply

      or a Flying Nun played by a former surfer chick.

  2. SRSteue
    SRSteue
    October 28, 2013, 2:23 am | # | Reply

    I’m suddenly picturing a horrible, yet awesome, clerical error at a convent. They accidentally ordered sexy habits instead of the standard prude habits. This blew all of the habit money they could spend for the next, oh I dunno how long a habit lasts. I’m not sure this is a good thought or not…

    • Richard
      Richard
      October 28, 2013, 5:02 am | # | Reply

      Maybe that’s how that scene from Hitman started?

    • Bob in Nashville
      Bob in Nashville
      October 28, 2013, 6:47 am | # | Reply

      “Clerical” error? That’s one naughty cleric.

  3. tymime
    tymime
    October 28, 2013, 5:10 am | # | Reply

    I don’t think pumpkins are ripe the rest of the year. At least not when they’re grown in the US.

  4. Tony McGurk
    Tony McGurk
    October 28, 2013, 7:06 am | # | Reply

    Ooh… sexy nuns
    There’s something kinda sexy about that

    • AlixeTiir
      AlixeTiir
      October 28, 2013, 3:11 pm | # | Reply

      Some of the nuns are old ladies who aren’t all that sexy, however.

      • Tony McGurk
        Tony McGurk
        October 28, 2013, 6:40 pm | # | Reply

        Hmmm… Good point

      • StoneMaven
        StoneMaven
        October 28, 2013, 9:10 pm | # | Reply

        That’s what puts the horror in Halloween! Trust me, most anyone who went to parochial school will not find nun habits sexy – not even latex habits.

        • Angry D
          Angry D
          July 8, 2021, 9:13 pm | # | Reply

          Watch this video by PowerWolf. It might change your mind on that.

          Video is SFW.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhK2ev_O-pc

  5. Matt
    Matt
    October 28, 2013, 10:42 am | # | Reply

    That pumpkin racket must be pretty good. 5 bucks for a pumpkin that takes a year to grow? I dunno…

  6. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    October 28, 2013, 11:40 am | # | Reply

    It’s the *most* wonderful time of the year!

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      October 28, 2013, 4:11 pm | # | Reply

      Thanks for that, Lance. [curses!]

  7. Khalid Birdsong
    Khalid Birdsong
    October 28, 2013, 11:59 am | # | Reply

    So true! Halloween brings out the sexy in every costume!

  8. Rhea
    Rhea
    October 28, 2013, 12:11 pm | # | Reply

    Christmas is pretty weird too. We celebrate the birth of someone who said that the meek inherit the earth and we should give all we have to the poor– by stringing lights all over everything, buying stuff we can’t afford for people who already have too much, and a fat guy comes down the chimney before we overeat.

    • LanceThruster
      LanceThruster
      October 28, 2013, 12:22 pm | # | Reply

      I can’t wait until the meek inherit the earth…cuz I’m gonna snatch right away from them!

      What are they gonna do? Stop me?

      They’re *meeks*!

      • Mahnarch
        Mahnarch
        October 28, 2013, 4:13 pm | # | Reply

        I’m the other guy snatching stuff. *nods*

      • Ol' Gui
        Ol' Gui
        October 31, 2013, 7:57 am | # | Reply

        There might not be much left over to inherit after the Not- so- Meeks get done with it. Don’t the Not-so-meeks have to die in order for the meeks to inherit? If so, then they won’t have to stop you.

  9. gscratch
    gscratch
    October 28, 2013, 1:09 pm | # | Reply

    Also nurses and maids,

  10. J-L
    J-L
    October 28, 2013, 1:25 pm | # | Reply

    I like the way the bug skulls have antenna bones.

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      October 28, 2013, 4:13 pm | # | Reply

      Which means they’re REAL skulls!

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