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Hurry Up And Weight

Hurry Up And Weight

by Adam on July 26, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Jeff
    Jeff
    July 26, 2012, 12:32 am | # | Reply

    Paradox? Isn’t that a surgical team consisting of two?

    • NinjaInTraining
      NinjaInTraining
      July 26, 2012, 2:30 am | # | Reply

      Yes. And they use parachutes. For a bad-ass drop-in. To save your life.

      • thorgold
        thorgold
        July 26, 2012, 8:21 am | # | Reply

        They come into surgery on slides? That IS badass!

    • qwerty
      qwerty
      July 26, 2012, 3:16 am | # | Reply

      “Paradox” is who make up the teams in the new Olympic event “synchronized surgery.”

    • Adam
      Adam
      July 26, 2012, 10:55 pm | # | Reply

      Ba-dum-dish!

    • Col Klink
      Col Klink
      April 3, 2013, 9:25 pm | # | Reply

      No, it’s two hot babes.

      No, wait, that’s paradoxies. Oops.

      • James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
        James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
        May 23, 2016, 2:53 pm | # | Reply

        No, it’s two small dogs.

        Wait, no, that’s paradoxaunds.

  2. SRSteue
    SRSteue
    July 26, 2012, 1:01 am | # | Reply

    mmmm… Funyuns…

  3. bd
    bd
    July 26, 2012, 2:18 am | # | Reply

    Doc Brown … heh.

    To the other, I would think the existence of Funyuns, in and of itself, should unravel space-time.

  4. Kiwi
    Kiwi
    July 26, 2012, 5:27 am | # | Reply

    I would risk unravelling the fabric of space and time for instant weight loss.

    Who wouldn’t?

  5. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    July 26, 2012, 8:32 am | # | Reply

    I like that weight loss martini! If they could invent a weight loss drink that gives me an alcohol buzz without the hangover, I’m in.

  6. J-L
    J-L
    July 26, 2012, 10:04 am | # | Reply

    I love humor that explores strange topics I’ve thought about that are too difficult to describe in normal conversational language (like this strip, where we can lose weight out of chronological order).

    Well done, Adam!

  7. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    July 26, 2012, 11:09 am | # | Reply

    Can one ever eat ‘too many’ FunYuns?

  8. Echo
    Echo
    July 26, 2012, 12:08 pm | # | Reply

    Zero Trans fats but 1.21 Jigawatts!!!

    • Adam
      Adam
      July 26, 2012, 10:53 pm | # | Reply

      Great Scott!

  9. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    July 26, 2012, 1:35 pm | # | Reply

    being healthy is a lifestyle not a lamp rub special, which is why i am still fat now

  10. Doctor Cheese
    Doctor Cheese
    July 26, 2012, 2:26 pm | # | Reply

    Bug, you can’t do that! The future will be changed! You’ll create a time paradox!

  11. MortalAnonymous
    MortalAnonymous
    July 26, 2012, 6:11 pm | # | Reply

    Eez very funny, and not to be picky, but you missed a dialogue line in the first panel. Thought you ought to know. *faint*

    • Adam
      Adam
      July 26, 2012, 10:53 pm | # | Reply

      Not sure what you’re referring to. Can you elaborate?

      • xthorgoldx
        xthorgoldx
        July 26, 2012, 11:05 pm | # | Reply

        The line indicating who’s speaking, the minimalist speech bubble. Strongbug has one for his lines, but Bug doesn’t.

        • Adam
          Adam
          July 27, 2012, 8:46 am | # | Reply

          Ah. I thought he meant a line of dialogue. Not the line pointing to the dialogue.

          Thanks for clarifying. Will fix.

      • Love The Bad Guy
        Love The Bad Guy
        July 27, 2012, 3:15 am | # | Reply

        I think they mean “line” as in the dash that connects the speech-text to the character who spoke it. Bug’s dialogue in the first panel doesn’t have one. 🙂

      • MortalAnonymous
        MortalAnonymous
        July 27, 2012, 6:39 am | # | Reply

        Yes, that’s what I meant. His speech is floaty.

    • ninelen
      ninelen
      July 27, 2012, 10:34 am | # | Reply

      Also, his last sentence is referencing that part in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone where Quirrell announces that there’s a “TROLL IN THE DUNGEON.”

      Thought you ought to know. *faint*

      • MortalAnonymous
        MortalAnonymous
        November 7, 2012, 8:57 am | # | Reply

        Point for you! = 3

  12. georgieboy43
    georgieboy43
    October 20, 2012, 7:08 am | # | Reply

    What are Funyuns?

    • MortalAnonymous
      MortalAnonymous
      November 7, 2012, 8:59 am | # | Reply

      Mass-produced onion rings that are crunchy and come in a little bag. That makes them FUN! = D

  13. VaguelyCreepy
    VaguelyCreepy
    June 3, 2013, 2:48 pm | # | Reply

    This would make it really easy to become a super villain, as long as your goal was total destruction of the universe. Then the superheroes could only thwart you by forcing you to exercise, thus earning you your hot bod!

    Of course, then you’d probably either spend life in jail or be sentenced to death for trying to kill everything…

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