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No Questions Asked

No Questions Asked

by Adam on July 25, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Mmhmmm
    Mmhmmm
    July 25, 2012, 1:28 am | # | Reply

    Yes

  2. Jep
    Jep
    July 25, 2012, 1:42 am | # | Reply

    Nerd-Bug even sleeps with his glasses ON.

    • Adam
      Adam
      July 25, 2012, 12:22 pm | # | Reply

      Well, he has his identity to maintain. Plus he’s also near-sighted in his dreams.

      • Erhannis
        Erhannis
        November 16, 2014, 1:16 pm | # | Reply

        Those of you who wear glasses: have you ever noticed that even in pitch blackness, if you take off your glasses, you still feel like your vision is fuzzy now?

        • Those of you who wear glasses
          Those of you who wear glasses
          January 15, 2019, 1:06 pm | # | Reply

          Yes, yes I do.

  3. Jerden
    Jerden
    July 25, 2012, 2:39 am | # | Reply

    This is actually very good advice. Think how many less questions you’d have to ask if everyone hesitated.
    Obviously, life or death questions like “How do you bandage the severed stumps of limbs?”, “Can I borrow your phone to report an armed robery?” and “Where’s the nearest toilet?” should be asked quickly if you really need an answer.

  4. chzbrgrmachne
    chzbrgrmachne
    July 25, 2012, 2:40 am | # | Reply

    I don’t really want to know why Nerd Bug knows his butt dimples are asymmetrical.

    • BugFanNo1million
      BugFanNo1million
      July 25, 2012, 10:29 am | # | Reply

      Mirrors, I suppose

  5. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    July 25, 2012, 6:36 am | # | Reply

    When a meeting ends with, “Any questions?”, my stock question would be: “How do they get the ‘M’s on the M&M’s?”

  6. Jeff
    Jeff
    July 25, 2012, 9:41 am | # | Reply

    I’ve always said (yes, always) that while it’s true that there are no stupid questions…there ARE stupid people who ASK questions.

    • MrSnow
      MrSnow
      July 25, 2012, 3:02 pm | # | Reply

      my uncle always said the only stupid question is one u already know the answer to (point being, not to run your mouth off about crap you dont need to talk about)

      • MrSnow
        MrSnow
        July 25, 2012, 3:04 pm | # | Reply

        but i like yours more =)

  7. Clownwithoutmakeup
    Clownwithoutmakeup
    July 25, 2012, 10:07 am | # | Reply

    so he sleeps with his glasses on

  8. euphgeek
    euphgeek
    July 25, 2012, 10:10 am | # | Reply

    I’m going to ask that question next time someone says that to me.

  9. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    July 25, 2012, 3:04 pm | # | Reply

    i dont say that to children cause they always do that thing were they ask one question and it snowballs into a bazillion questions later and a headache

  10. antboobz
    antboobz
    July 25, 2012, 9:56 pm | # | Reply

    i love nerd ant’s crouch. he looks almost like he is giving the thumbs up too. just looks optimistic and happy.

  11. ShameLa
    ShameLa
    July 27, 2012, 11:41 am | # | Reply

    I am totally putting this on my syllabi next year.

  12. VaguelyCreepy
    VaguelyCreepy
    June 3, 2013, 2:38 pm | # | Reply

    There is nothing that can’t be made more insightful by staring at a lake. Bonus insight points for doing so to moody music and/or in a wistful manner.

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