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I Can’t Believe It’s Not Buddha

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Buddha

by Adam on October 3, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. xthorgoldx
    xthorgoldx
    October 3, 2012, 12:37 am | # | Reply

    You could do an entire product line on religion-based foodstuffs!
    “Hari Hoagies”
    “Jesus Jam”
    “Rasta Rolls”

    • xghostvirusx
      xghostvirusx
      October 3, 2012, 3:15 pm | # | Reply

      Rasta is a religion? I always thought it was a hat! O_O MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE.

    • Kurona
      Kurona
      October 3, 2012, 9:48 pm | # | Reply

      Nice Foundation reference. :3

    • Mr. Dr. Sir
      Mr. Dr. Sir
      October 30, 2012, 4:14 pm | # | Reply

      “Ch’thulu Crunchies”

      • Fannonymous
        Fannonymous
        February 26, 2013, 11:41 pm | # | Reply

        Fried Squid?

  2. Byrdie
    Byrdie
    October 3, 2012, 1:11 am | # | Reply

    xthorgoldx, Coastal Kitchen in Seattle beat you out with “Rasta Roll Ups”. 🙂

  3. Strandvasker
    Strandvasker
    October 3, 2012, 2:18 am | # | Reply

    Not sure the best way to convince Buddhists to buy is by telling them that the path they seek is paved with a slippery, low friction substance..

  4. Thorbjørn
    Thorbjørn
    October 3, 2012, 2:28 am | # | Reply

    “Buddha survived on one grain of rice a day – but that’s because he used … *Buddha Butter*!”

    “You too can can cut down on starch and sustain yourself on a diet of fats, proteins and sugar! So it’s time to come down to the store and get yourself a Buddha Butter Body!”

  5. Splox5
    Splox5
    October 3, 2012, 7:38 am | # | Reply

    You did all that just for the title, didn’t you? I know I would have.

    • Adam
      Adam
      October 3, 2012, 12:18 pm | # | Reply

      Actually. no. I started with idea of Buddha Butter. It wasn’t until I was scanning the strip in to Photoshop that I realized that I hadn’t come up with a title. ‘Course, when I came up with the title I thought, “Well, that’s perfect!”

  6. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    October 3, 2012, 8:25 am | # | Reply

    Betty Botter bought some butter,
    “But,” she said, “this butter’s bitter;
    If I put it in my batter,
    It will make my batter bitter;
    But a bit of BUDDHA butter,
    Better than the bitter butter
    Will but make my bitter batter better.”

    So she bought a bit of BUDDHA butter,
    Better than the bitter butter,
    and made her bitter batter better.

    • Jeff
      Jeff
      October 3, 2012, 12:29 pm | # | Reply

      Bravo, Bubba!

    • Shannon Love
      Shannon Love
      April 22, 2013, 7:31 am | # | Reply

      Ah, theater drills.

  7. Hyakari
    Hyakari
    October 3, 2012, 8:40 am | # | Reply

    Adam, I do believe you are the reincarnation of John D. Rockefeller. May you attain your greasy nirvana one day.

  8. Dragon
    Dragon
    October 3, 2012, 9:18 am | # | Reply

    You clearly just worked backward from the title. For shame!

  9. Paul
    Paul
    October 3, 2012, 10:09 am | # | Reply

    Agnosticism means never knowing if there is anything on your toast.

  10. BugFanNo1million
    BugFanNo1million
    October 3, 2012, 11:09 am | # | Reply

    One of the monks is bound to go to the sandwich stand and say “Make me one with everything.”

  11. Jeff
    Jeff
    October 3, 2012, 12:28 pm | # | Reply

    I love Bug’s excited little clenched fists in the first panel. Then the eyes in the second panel. And how one Buddha Bug has his robe-tie hung over one shoulder in the third. 4th panel brings it all together and the Title…well, the title is really perfect!
    The rest of the day is going to be a letdown now that I’ve read my Bug Comic.

  12. Rhea
    Rhea
    October 3, 2012, 12:53 pm | # | Reply

    Who could disbelieve in hoagies?

  13. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    October 3, 2012, 2:31 pm | # | Reply

    ide have to agree with the last panel i eat delicious foods to feed my soul not my body, health problems be damned ! 😀

  14. Kumasan
    Kumasan
    October 3, 2012, 6:49 pm | # | Reply

    Great. Now this song will be stuck in my head for the rest of the day, not that I don’t love this song.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMYn2JDYpYs

  15. tudza
    tudza
    October 3, 2012, 6:56 pm | # | Reply

    Don’t hoagies have meat in them? Some Buddhists don’t eat meat.

  16. Popcultivation
    Popcultivation
    October 3, 2012, 9:24 pm | # | Reply

    Buddha Butter can be the unsalted kind… for the salted I think the appropriate name would be: Buddha’s Nut Butter.

  17. Michael Adams
    Michael Adams
    October 3, 2012, 10:22 pm | # | Reply

    I’ve seen Jesus candy in Hobby Lobby…

  18. Oldskool
    Oldskool
    October 4, 2012, 3:31 pm | # | Reply

    For the record, we know at least that those in Tibet, home of the Dalai Lama, most definitely use Butter, most notably in po cha, ‘Butter Tea’.

  19. Bugette
    Bugette
    October 5, 2012, 10:55 am | # | Reply

    Did ya know?
    In certain German dialects, butter IS pronounced “buddha”…

  20. Lair of Rockwhales
    Lair of Rockwhales
    October 31, 2012, 11:49 am | # | Reply

    The title alone…

  21. Chuck Finley
    Chuck Finley
    November 2, 2012, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    I’m fairly certain Buddha Butter is a slang term for THC butter

  22. Pantea
    Pantea
    January 11, 2013, 7:00 pm | # | Reply

    In some parts of South Germany, they actually pronounce butter like “Buddha” 🙂

  23. Izzie
    Izzie
    May 30, 2013, 6:11 am | # | Reply

    You better not have anything against Buddhists here…

  24. Craig Black
    Craig Black
    April 13, 2018, 10:38 am | # | Reply

    “Oooh, you can’t put a better bit of Buddha on your knife!”

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