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I Got a Drone to Pick

I Got a Drone to Pick

by Adam on April 8, 2015 at 12:00 am
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Discussion (21) ¬

    • A Post in Need of a Title | This Is
      April 8, 2015, 1:30 am | #
  1. Wraj
    Wraj
    April 8, 2015, 1:17 am | # | Reply

    That is golden. Why waste time on a robot that can’t even hold a drink?

  2. Thorbjørn
    Thorbjørn
    April 8, 2015, 1:32 am | # | Reply

    Thank you for flying Briggs & Stratton Air – ‘a cut above the rest’!

    • Adam
      Adam
      April 8, 2015, 11:20 am | # | Reply

      Ha-ha-ha! Nicely done!

  3. Michael Corley
    Michael Corley
    April 8, 2015, 8:28 am | # | Reply

    What a gas bag.

  4. Marquar
    Marquar
    April 8, 2015, 9:44 am | # | Reply

    To be fair, helicopter drones aren’t constantly mumbling to themselves. Would you really want to be served a drink by a butler who was always talking under his breath? You’d wonder what sinister plot he was cooking up.

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      April 8, 2015, 9:57 am | # | Reply

      Plus, that SW drone can blow itself up.

      Don’t need that going on inside the house (whose going to clean it up if the butler drone blows himself up?)

      • ArtDrake
        ArtDrake
        April 8, 2015, 10:15 am | # | Reply

        The… scullery drone? Just change the setting from “Remove Grime” to “Remove Debris”.

  5. J-L
    J-L
    April 8, 2015, 11:54 am | # | Reply

    I love the martini glass in the second and third panel. There’s no verbal mention of it, yet the readers are drawn into noticing it and making their own conclusions about it.

    Very clever!

    • Chug
      Chug
      April 8, 2015, 3:29 pm | # | Reply

      I have an awful, awful thought in relation to this, and I’m not sure if I should share it. How are y’all on awful thoughts?

      • Mahnarch
        Mahnarch
        April 9, 2015, 8:35 am | # | Reply

        That depends;

        Do you have stairs in your house?

  6. Dimentio
    Dimentio
    April 8, 2015, 1:30 pm | # | Reply

    The reason they do this is because it’s all that technology can do at this point. It’s not possible yet to create anti-gravity robots or robots with jet packs.

    • YourWeirdUncle
      YourWeirdUncle
      April 8, 2015, 2:10 pm | # | Reply

      I was promised flying cars! Where are the flying cars?

      • Ian Osmond
        Ian Osmond
        April 8, 2015, 9:14 pm | # | Reply

        Remember: if YOU get a flying car, that idiot who was driving twenty miles an hour in the passing lane, with his blinker on, ALSO gets a flying car.

        Because of that, I’m perfectly happy without my flying car.

        • azhbug
          azhbug
          April 9, 2015, 4:16 am | # | Reply

          i totally agree with this sentiment.

        • sidehack
          sidehack
          April 9, 2015, 9:39 am | # | Reply

          But if your car can fly, there’s no reason to get stuck behind that guy. You can go around him in an infinite number of ways. And as far as flying cars are concerned, the slow and highly visible guy will probably actually be the safest, however much he annoys other drivers.

      • Steve
        Steve
        September 29, 2017, 10:16 pm | # | Reply

        We already have flying cars. Had them, rather. They just used up huge amounts of gas and crashed when they ran out. So they never went on the market.

      • Mark
        Mark
        September 10, 2018, 11:43 pm | # | Reply

        “Flying cars” is just extreme-layman’s terms for “aeroplanes”

  7. Hopalong Ginsberg
    Hopalong Ginsberg
    April 8, 2015, 3:35 pm | # | Reply

    We’ve already got flying lawn mowers.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvIXJBrclLY

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      April 9, 2015, 8:57 am | # | Reply

      That is both fascinating and terrifying.

      I can’t tell; are the blades giving it lift?

  8. Echo
    Echo
    July 17, 2015, 10:50 pm | # | Reply

    The fact you used “when” in panel four instead of using “if” makes it 10 x funnier. Great choice.

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