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It Was Not Mensa To Be

It Was Not Mensa To Be

by Adam Huber on December 7, 2018 at 12:35 am
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Discussion (13) ¬

  1. Leslee Beldotti
    Leslee Beldotti
    December 7, 2018, 4:07 am | # | Reply

    You created this cartoon just so you could use the phrase “fool full of drool”, didn’t you?

    • Rat
      Rat
      December 9, 2018, 4:28 am | # | Reply

      And then he went and messed up “It was not mensa be”. Well, one out of two ain’t bad and we can blame his lil’ one for causing sleep deprivation again. How long do new parents usually stay groggy?

  2. Not now
    Not now
    December 7, 2018, 12:34 pm | # | Reply

    I was thinking he doesn’t like motion smoothing…
    *Bang*

  3. Mange Kitty
    Mange Kitty
    December 7, 2018, 5:38 pm | # | Reply

    Snipers are always handy to have on the payroll.

  4. dhusk
    dhusk
    December 7, 2018, 9:06 pm | # | Reply

    wtf is motion smoothing?

    • Mange Kitty
      Mange Kitty
      December 8, 2018, 3:35 am | # | Reply

      I Googled it: “Motion smoothing is a feature on most modern TVs that is intended to correct hi-def screens” tendency to make objects in motion appear to be blurry”.

  5. Matt
    Matt
    December 8, 2018, 9:28 am | # | Reply

    I think we can do better examples of stupid behavior.
    He just spent his whole paycheck on Scratch off tickets.
    He just spent his whole paycheck on Bitcoin.
    He just started voluntarily wearing diapers instead of pants.
    He just claimed that The Daily Show was a legitimate news program.

  6. PixelJanosz
    PixelJanosz
    December 8, 2018, 12:24 pm | # | Reply

    No accusations of ableism in the comments? What is this, a civilised comment section?

    • DTIBA
      DTIBA
      December 8, 2018, 2:20 pm | # | Reply

      Setting aside for a moment that most people who comment on Bug Martini at least TRY to be civilized, Chrome’s innate spellcheck gives me a red line under ‘ableism’ in an effort to tell me it’s not a word, indicating that it is a rarely-used word and thus people are unlike to be immediately familiar with the concept.

      • Grinddude
        Grinddude
        December 8, 2018, 6:30 pm | # | Reply

        Well, now this comment section is contoods serious. Thank you.

  7. TB Tabby
    TB Tabby
    December 9, 2018, 5:19 am | # | Reply

    If they were, Ian Juby wouldn’t be a member.

  8. Rolyat
    Rolyat
    December 11, 2018, 12:23 pm | # | Reply

    If you are willing to send money to Mensa to be a member of Mensa, you should not be a member of Mensa.

  9. wren
    wren
    January 11, 2019, 3:10 pm | # | Reply

    Having a high IQ does not prevent you from being just an absolute dumbass. Just a complete utter dummy. My IQ is high enough that I’d have a good chance of getting into Mensa if I actually felt like taking their test, and yet my girlfriend still has to constantly remind me not to leave sharp object on the floor. I solve nonagrams to relax before bed, and also my stomach feels terrible today cause I just ate half a package of bacon that I now realize was probably expired.

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