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Jerk-ules

Jerk-ules

by Adam on August 5, 2015 at 12:00 am
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  1. Parrius
    Parrius
    August 5, 2015, 12:39 am | # | Reply

    Hercules, makes excuses realy poorly
    Hercules, moves stuff up eighteen stories
    Using all his might
    Drags the couch up another flight
    With the strength of ten ordinary men!

    Hercules, all of his friends will call him
    Hercules, when moving day has fallen
    Exhaustian in his eyes
    Boxes clutched between his thighs
    Boxes upon his back
    His calm begins to crack
    Poor Hercules!

    • Jon
      Jon
      August 5, 2015, 6:43 pm | # | Reply

      Now that is way more dedication that I am likely to show .. ever.. well done Parrius, well done.

  2. dragon352
    dragon352
    August 5, 2015, 12:56 am | # | Reply

    so… im bad at this sort of thing… but imma just say that someone should try to continue this post… LOL (I would reply, but lets save the reply slots on parrius’s post for continueations….

    😀

  3. tudza
    tudza
    August 5, 2015, 3:26 am | # | Reply

    Reminds me of the same joke about Superman. “Hey Superman, you busy this weekend?”

  4. tudza
    tudza
    August 5, 2015, 3:28 am | # | Reply

    Hercules, hero of song and glory
    Hercules, carries your sofa up fifteen stories.

  5. Shaggy
    Shaggy
    August 5, 2015, 8:15 am | # | Reply

    Bless my soul, herc is on a roll.

  6. WingSpin
    WingSpin
    August 5, 2015, 8:21 am | # | Reply

    Love the comic… Jerk-ules is very tragic hero. My favorite is Testa-cles though. Every heroic deed gets him kicked in the… oO…

    • Rena
      Rena
      August 5, 2015, 11:02 am | # | Reply

      oO -> ..

  7. Bob in Nashville
    Bob in Nashville
    August 5, 2015, 8:49 am | # | Reply

    And to think that after that last panel they still ask him.

  8. Mahnarch
    Mahnarch
    August 5, 2015, 8:53 am | # | Reply

    Whew! Indeed.

    I’m clever, though.
    I have a pick-up but no one wants to borrow it or have me help them move because I use my truck to transport cow manure every now and then.

    My secret: I don’t really transport cow manure – ever! I just tell people that I do. 😀 shhh!

  9. J-L
    J-L
    August 6, 2015, 10:38 am | # | Reply

    I love the way the ancient greek guy owns a microwave and a basketball, of all things.

  10. TB Tabby
    TB Tabby
    December 12, 2022, 12:23 am | # | Reply

    If they wanted him to help with that, they should’ve made it one of his labors. If cleaning out a stable counts, so does helping you move.

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