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Mars, the Dead Planet

Mars, the Dead Planet

by Adam on September 30, 2015 at 12:22 am
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  1. Kai
    Kai
    September 30, 2015, 1:09 am | # | Reply

    What’s Bugs problem in panel 4? The knifes are clearly of equal size, therefore that’s a fair fight. No need to complain.

    • Mat M.
      Mat M.
      September 30, 2015, 1:54 am | # | Reply

      But Bug’s knife is for right-handed use, while Bug is clearly left-handed.

    • MythSearcher
      MythSearcher
      September 30, 2015, 6:37 am | # | Reply

      but Bug’s sword is actually larger(a bit), and relatively much more effective for someone his/her size.

      Wait, maybe s/he IS complaining about getting the larger sword since it is too heavy.

      • qka
        qka
        October 4, 2015, 1:35 pm | # | Reply

        I would totally expect such a complaint from Bug.

    • wetcorps
      wetcorps
      September 30, 2015, 8:41 am | # | Reply

      Pffft, he’s complaining because tha fight is way too easy for him.

    • Rhea
      Rhea
      September 30, 2015, 11:14 am | # | Reply

      I think the Martian guy is at a disadvantage if he HAS to use the knife, since grab-and-smush would be so much easier.

  2. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    September 30, 2015, 7:55 am | # | Reply

    The lower gravity makes you the strongest bug on Mars. It’s an equal fight.

    • bubujin_2
      bubujin_2
      September 30, 2015, 11:31 am | # | Reply

      Yeah, like John Carter of Mars on Barsoom. Win!

      • JustToReply
        JustToReply
        September 24, 2016, 10:47 am | # | Reply

        Yeah! That’s totally how gravity works!

  3. Pink Floyd
    Pink Floyd
    September 30, 2015, 8:34 am | # | Reply

    Panel 3 = So. Much. WIN!!!
    Panel 4…why are you worried about getting smooshed when you both have knives? I’d think you’d be worried about getting stabbed! And clearly, as has been pointed out, your knife IS slightly larger, so…quit complaining and get busy living or get busy dying.

  4. Wyrdone
    Wyrdone
    September 30, 2015, 8:39 am | # | Reply

    You are forgetting:
    the freezing to death almost instantly and
    the radiation cooking you slowly.

  5. WingSpin
    WingSpin
    September 30, 2015, 8:41 am | # | Reply

    The water is pretty salty, they think, so you’ll probably float… but… since you are a bug… you generally float anyway… something to do with surface tension, hydrophobic hairs on your feet… or maybe that’s just water spiders? Did I mention I love the George Jetson bug in panel 1?

  6. Majdan
    Majdan
    September 30, 2015, 9:37 am | # | Reply

    Ya, NASA-bug is da bomb!

  7. Mahnarch
    Mahnarch
    September 30, 2015, 9:58 am | # | Reply

    The match coordinator is the Martian warriors uncle. He had to put his nephew in [i]somewhere[/i], otherwise his sister wouldn’t quit harping on him.

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      September 30, 2015, 10:00 am | # | Reply

      All right. What happened?

      [i]italics[/i]
      [b]bold[/b]
      italics
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      • Mahnarch
        Mahnarch
        September 30, 2015, 10:01 am | # | Reply

        Interesting.

  8. meh
    meh
    October 2, 2015, 10:28 am | # | Reply

    Bugs on mars? And I’ve just finished watching the anime Terraformars with this subject as a theme..

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