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My Battle with Cancer

My Battle with Cancer

by Adam on May 9, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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Discussion (29) ¬

  1. Love The Bad Guy
    Love The Bad Guy
    May 9, 2011, 12:15 am | # | Reply

    Your puns are making him angry. You won’t like him when he’s angry…

    Hilarious stuff! (:

  2. Anansi
    Anansi
    May 9, 2011, 12:16 am | # | Reply

    “And no punching me in the cancer.” If it’s colon cancer I don’t think that’s a problem… o.O

  3. Scud
    Scud
    May 9, 2011, 1:37 am | # | Reply

    Quite possibly my favorite strip you’ve ever done. Great job.

  4. Strandvasker
    Strandvasker
    May 9, 2011, 1:43 am | # | Reply

    You had me at chemo-sabe, excellent stuff..

  5. Haz
    Haz
    May 9, 2011, 2:05 am | # | Reply

    holy crap that was funny~!!!

  6. Margaret
    Margaret
    May 9, 2011, 2:25 am | # | Reply

    Have to ask… Are you speaking from experience, Adam?

  7. Saumya
    Saumya
    May 9, 2011, 3:45 am | # | Reply

    You evil evil man!

  8. Narath
    Narath
    May 9, 2011, 3:58 am | # | Reply

    Having had cancer, this comic was even more hilarious. You forget the part where if you threaten a guy with cancer about 10-15 of the people in the room stand up and start heading towards you.

    • Deamon
      Deamon
      May 9, 2011, 4:31 am | # | Reply

      Cancer patients have minions?

      • truelymadlt
        truelymadlt
        May 9, 2011, 4:51 am | # | Reply

        I think I love you!

  9. MILLIPEDE
    MILLIPEDE
    May 9, 2011, 5:25 am | # | Reply

    I’m gonna have a cancer guy team up with me and beat down somebody with AIDS. Mwahahahaha!

  10. Greyman1995
    Greyman1995
    May 9, 2011, 6:01 am | # | Reply

    An IV drip? How long would that take to beat someone with?

    • NeverSerious
      NeverSerious
      May 9, 2011, 5:05 pm | # | Reply

      Not long if they have cancer.

  11. Court
    Court
    May 9, 2011, 6:18 am | # | Reply

    Hmm…I don’t think this is what they meant when they said we should help “beat cancer.” Chemo-sabe was the best!

  12. Flávio
    Flávio
    May 9, 2011, 7:33 am | # | Reply

    Oh, this is evil… but hilarious. Evil… but hilarious. One of the best strips. You’re a sick, sick man and I’m even sicker because I loved it.

  13. cybergeek
    cybergeek
    May 9, 2011, 7:56 am | # | Reply

    Ha! Joke’s* on you – I don’t HAVE a girlfriend! >:D

    *short for “joke is”; it looks weird to me and i’m a grammar nut, so I figured I’d point out that I put that apostrophe there on purpose.

  14. Kthulhu42
    Kthulhu42
    May 9, 2011, 7:59 am | # | Reply

    Do I got to hell for laughing? Heheh, “No punching me in the cancer”

    Will be giggling about that line for a while (and considering I’m reading a textbook about giving birth, I may get some funny looks!)

    • sauron1331
      sauron1331
      June 12, 2011, 10:06 pm | # | Reply

      at least if you go to hell everyone here will be laughing with you!

  15. MMM
    MMM
    May 9, 2011, 8:33 am | # | Reply

    “Knocking out anyone with colon cancer ” Epic win on a resume

  16. Rich Beckman
    Rich Beckman
    May 9, 2011, 9:38 am | # | Reply

    Although it is a great pun, Edward Dorn had you beat by ten years. His collection of poems titled Chemo Sábe was published in 2001.

  17. Blincoe
    Blincoe
    May 9, 2011, 10:20 am | # | Reply

    Haha Adam this is great, just far enough over the edge to be that funny

  18. Mike
    Mike
    May 9, 2011, 12:06 pm | # | Reply

    You are a genius! Cheers!

  19. ThatGirlFromRussia
    ThatGirlFromRussia
    May 9, 2011, 1:29 pm | # | Reply

    This hits really close to home. I just found out today that two of my teachers hava cancer and one of my teachers passed away from cancer last week. So, I can’t find this as humorous as I usually would…

  20. Biokirkby
    Biokirkby
    May 9, 2011, 4:43 pm | # | Reply

    YOUR WEBSITE HAS A PROBLEM ADAM
    YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE WETHER OR NOT YOU FAVOURITE IT

  21. Brother_A
    Brother_A
    May 11, 2011, 7:06 pm | # | Reply

    I am sad because I do not understand the pun “chemo-sabe”.

    Sometimes it sucks not being a native speaker. 🙁

    • Deimos
      Deimos
      May 12, 2011, 7:16 am | # | Reply

      He’s referencing the Lone Range who was sometimes called Kemo Sabe.

      • Brother_A
        Brother_A
        May 12, 2011, 10:17 am | # | Reply

        Thanks!

  22. Alex
    Alex
    April 23, 2012, 1:32 am | # | Reply

    no punching me in the cancer, hahahahaha

  23. Angry D
    Angry D
    June 14, 2021, 9:58 pm | # | Reply

    My dad died of cancer in 2012. I thought I’d invented the “chemo-sabe” line. He got the giggles when I called him that. He laughed so hard I thought he was going to get the hiccups.

    Even if I lucked into that line before I saw this, still funny. Oh, and Dad chain smoked for 52 years and somehow got cancer of the ass. Also funny.

    Thanks, Adam.

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