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My Cemetery Inclination

My Cemetery Inclination

by Adam on June 13, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Joey
    Joey
    June 13, 2011, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    Wow! Esther Gildowitz is my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandma! She was bad for launching sleds airborne in real life as well.

    • You're an ass
      You're an ass
      June 23, 2011, 5:46 am | # | Reply

      Too many greats.

  2. LoveTheBadGuy
    LoveTheBadGuy
    June 13, 2011, 12:17 am | # | Reply

    Awww! Little Bug is so cute (even when contemplating the use of tombstones as ramps). 🙂

  3. Jep
    Jep
    June 13, 2011, 12:41 am | # | Reply

    There’s actually a church not far from where I live that has a cemetery on hill.

    • Terry Wagar
      Terry Wagar
      July 27, 2011, 1:08 pm | # | Reply

      Wow, actually???

  4. Jen. R. C
    Jen. R. C
    June 13, 2011, 1:36 am | # | Reply

    The last panel made me choke on my Dr. Pepper, Well done indeed. 😀 bd

  5. Will
    Will
    June 13, 2011, 1:38 am | # | Reply

    I live on a hill, next to a cemetery. but we are both at the top, looking down on the town. Its ok though, we are on the emergency helicopter flight path which could be handy in a zombie apocalypse.

  6. ninelen
    ninelen
    June 13, 2011, 1:45 am | # | Reply

    I would kill to see a zombie movie where the zombies rose from the ground and screamed out “sumbitch.”

  7. GW
    GW
    June 13, 2011, 3:31 am | # | Reply

    It’d be pretty disgusting when it rains though. The water from the hill would flow underground, to your drinking water.

    • Smart Person
      Smart Person
      January 10, 2012, 6:28 pm | # | Reply

      That’s not how the drinking water reserves work.

  8. Quaxy
    Quaxy
    June 13, 2011, 3:58 am | # | Reply

    You mean Norman Needleham the inventor of the improvised sledding ramp?

  9. Shaun
    Shaun
    June 13, 2011, 4:54 am | # | Reply

    “SUMBITCH!”

    Nearly cost me a new keyboard – nice work Adam!

  10. AdInfinitumSpero
    AdInfinitumSpero
    June 13, 2011, 5:19 am | # | Reply

    Except the way it works in real life you’d have to be a pallbearer UP hill

    • ⬡
      ⬡
      June 14, 2011, 11:43 am | # | Reply

      Just make sure to rush any dying people to the top of the hill.

  11. findus
    findus
    June 13, 2011, 5:42 am | # | Reply

    another way to make good use of the dead
    you’ll be pleased to know that I’ve taken it as a personal misson to spread the word of bug in my area, the people must be told!

    • Adam
      Adam
      June 13, 2011, 7:31 am | # | Reply

      Thanks a lot!

  12. lawndartcatcher
    lawndartcatcher
    June 13, 2011, 6:50 am | # | Reply

    “Nothin’ but grave”. Genius.

  13. tregarth
    tregarth
    June 13, 2011, 7:24 am | # | Reply

    Last panel – GOLD!

  14. geekGirl
    geekGirl
    June 13, 2011, 7:32 am | # | Reply

    Thanks for making my Monday start with a laugh!

  15. That Chick
    That Chick
    June 13, 2011, 8:10 am | # | Reply

    This is definitely one of your funniest strips. Each panel is truly laugh out loud funny.

  16. Meg
    Meg
    June 13, 2011, 9:25 am | # | Reply

    I laughed SO HARD. My roommates and I keep saying “nothing but grave” LOL!

    • Adam
      Adam
      June 13, 2011, 9:35 pm | # | Reply

      Sa-WEET!

  17. Turbo Sloth
    Turbo Sloth
    June 13, 2011, 9:57 am | # | Reply

    Coffin surfing USA

  18. Tom
    Tom
    June 13, 2011, 11:05 am | # | Reply

    The only downside (get it?) I can think of is one good rain and it’s Poltergeist.

  19. iamninzen
    iamninzen
    June 13, 2011, 11:32 am | # | Reply

    Your comic has filled a void left in my soul when Watterson stopped producing Calvin and Hobbes.

    Your stuff usually makes me laugh out loud and that is so rare these days. The way you write and your style of joke telling reminds me a lot of a friend I had in high school who was a good artist and writer and I usually end up seeing him sitting there, drawing Bug and coming up with the humor. That’s probably why I love this strip so much!

    Keep up the great work!

    Oh yeah, SUMBITCH!!!

    • Adam
      Adam
      June 13, 2011, 9:37 pm | # | Reply

      Thanks! That really means a lot to me.

  20. DGMarx
    DGMarx
    June 13, 2011, 12:48 pm | # | Reply

    Best one in a while, this is hilarious.

  21. Emily
    Emily
    June 13, 2011, 3:59 pm | # | Reply

    weird, there’s a graveyard in town that everyone does go sledding on.

    • anon
      anon
      June 23, 2011, 2:53 pm | # | Reply

      Thats messed up and a ittle disrespectful imo

  22. GeekGamerGirl
    GeekGamerGirl
    June 13, 2011, 5:06 pm | # | Reply

    The last panel made me laugh right out loud. *wants a zombie Bug with a pull string that says “sumbitch!” now*

  23. GunGun
    GunGun
    June 13, 2011, 5:47 pm | # | Reply

    Most cemetaries I am aware of are built on hillsides… then again, this is new england. everything is a hillside.

  24. Raven
    Raven
    June 13, 2011, 6:03 pm | # | Reply

    Always thinking, Adam! Yet one more way to thwart the zombie invasion.

  25. skip
    skip
    June 13, 2011, 6:49 pm | # | Reply

    Adam, I think you should have a disclaimer: “Please swallow any liquids or thoroughly chew and swallow any foods before reading the following comic… failure to do so may cause damage to keyboards and/or egos.”

    • Adam
      Adam
      June 13, 2011, 9:38 pm | # | Reply

      Heck no. One of my favorite things to do when I was growing up was to make my friends laugh and spit out their drink.

  26. Bethluvsbooks
    Bethluvsbooks
    June 13, 2011, 11:35 pm | # | Reply

    Man, my first thought when I saw the title was ” It could be used against zombies”. I don’t know whether to be proud or ashamed.

    • Frances
      Frances
      June 14, 2011, 12:16 am | # | Reply

      Both 😛

  27. Matsuo
    Matsuo
    June 14, 2011, 5:32 pm | # | Reply

    You sire, are my new hero!

  28. KrayzePenguin
    KrayzePenguin
    June 14, 2011, 11:57 pm | # | Reply

    Amazing!

  29. Hjörtur Hjartarson
    Hjörtur Hjartarson
    June 15, 2011, 8:47 am | # | Reply

    HEHE..
    Well Done 🙂

  30. Shibby
    Shibby
    June 16, 2011, 6:23 pm | # | Reply

    You could also thwart the zombies by standing at the top of the hill and rolling bowling balls down, just incase gravity didn’t get them first time round.

  31. Shark Zombie
    Shark Zombie
    June 18, 2011, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    BWA-HA-HA!

  32. Calvin K
    Calvin K
    June 24, 2011, 2:02 pm | # | Reply

    I know a cemetery that’s built partially on a hill, but the hill flattens out into a section that’s easily crossable for zombies. What’s more is that the fence is 8-10 feet tall with spikes on top, the gates are even taller and lock securely, and there’s people who live inside the gates. So pretty much if the zombie apocalypse spreads to there, those people are scroooooooood.
    What’s bad about the partially-hilly cemetery is that all the headstones/footstones are either funky designs that would screw up a sled, or they’re set straight up even if they’re on the hill, providing a disappointing lack of ramps. So generally, the cemeteries near here are bad for being comparable to Bug, but they’re awesome to wander around in at night.

    • Hoshi Sanada
      Hoshi Sanada
      August 16, 2012, 7:45 pm | # | Reply

      0.o; Why in the world would anybody live in a cometary? Creeeeepy. Something tells me they’d be looking forward to zombies or be responsible … xD

  33. Daroob
    Daroob
    July 2, 2011, 10:17 am | # | Reply

    I love the play on words in the title!

  34. Kaly
    Kaly
    July 11, 2011, 3:59 am | # | Reply

    I found this very offensive and rude. Cemeteries are for the respectful burial of a loved one. not for some one or something in this case to mock it’s existence.

    • Joseph
      Joseph
      July 27, 2011, 1:10 pm | # | Reply

      I too am offended. I will chat with Jesus about having this website deleted.

    • Me
      Me
      October 7, 2011, 10:06 am | # | Reply

      …This comic had Hitler as a background character in a few strips (the ones about movies).

  35. avisioncame
    avisioncame
    July 13, 2011, 3:28 pm | # | Reply

    sigh….anyone else sick of zombie popularity yet?

    • Iforwhat
      Iforwhat
      December 19, 2011, 4:11 pm | # | Reply

      Nope.

    • Hoshi Sanada
      Hoshi Sanada
      August 16, 2012, 7:47 pm | # | Reply

      Zombie-Bugs are funny though, and I hate zombies. Adam does a good job with them, despite their over use in the media.

      Also, Zombies don’t scare me. They lurch and can be smelled in advance for a good distance. To me they are simply mummies without clout. xD

  36. Trevor
    Trevor
    December 24, 2017, 9:02 pm | # | Reply

    Dangit Adam, I’m sick of cleaning my screen! When will I learn not to read big at the table….

    • Adam
      Adam
      December 25, 2017, 1:33 am | # | Reply

      Haha!

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