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My Short Attention Wingspan

My Short Attention Wingspan

by Adam on February 10, 2014 at 12:00 am
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  1. Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    February 10, 2014, 12:19 am | # | Reply

    I would expect it to be obvious when I’m tuning someone out, as I tend to put on my Boba Fett ear buds and start singing along to my iPod. However, some people just can’t take a hint, and they still try to talk to me. Bastards.

    • xthorgoldx
      xthorgoldx
      February 10, 2014, 1:50 pm | # | Reply

      I find that taping out some duct tape and staring at them as you tear off a strip and walk towards them generally gets the message across. And if it doesn’t then, well, you have some duct tape and you’re in arms’ reach.

  2. Daniel
    Daniel
    February 10, 2014, 12:37 am | # | Reply

    My obvious tell happens to be I just stare at them with this obvious look on my face that practically scream I have no idea why they’re talking until I eventually tell them I stopped listening an hour ago.

  3. TFielding
    TFielding
    February 10, 2014, 12:40 am | # | Reply

    One of my pastors today even admitted that she falls asleep in church sometimes.

  4. Terence MacManus
    Terence MacManus
    February 10, 2014, 1:13 am | # | Reply

    God, if this was commonplace just think of the expense redesigning airplane seats to account for that pre-flight safety briefing…

  5. tymime
    tymime
    February 10, 2014, 5:46 am | # | Reply

    You can always fold the tail neatly when you don’t want it fanned out like that.

  6. TooBah
    TooBah
    February 10, 2014, 7:30 am | # | Reply

    OK Adam, be honest–you started with the title and made a joke to fit it, right?

    • Adam
      Adam
      February 10, 2014, 12:13 pm | # | Reply

      Nope. I’ve never done that.

  7. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    February 10, 2014, 8:11 am | # | Reply

    ‘Cmon baby let me see ya shake your tail feathers….

  8. Izzie
    Izzie
    February 10, 2014, 4:33 pm | # | Reply

    That would make school SUCK. Some people in my class would have peacock tails 8:45 to 4:00…

  9. Dragon352
    Dragon352
    February 10, 2014, 5:38 pm | # | Reply

    lol I wonder about that too and about other things too

  10. BugFanNo1Million
    BugFanNo1Million
    February 10, 2014, 7:22 pm | # | Reply

    But it would take up to a year for the paperwork to clear.

  11. VaguelyCreepy
    VaguelyCreepy
    February 10, 2014, 11:55 pm | # | Reply

    On the upside, married people would be set as long as they kept their focus in the general direction of their spouse.

    Spouse: “You were ignoring me again!”

    Bored Person: “No honey, I swear! I was just so caught up in your good looks I instinctively put on a mating display!”

  12. N0083rP00F
    N0083rP00F
    February 11, 2014, 8:32 am | # | Reply

    I look marvelous mmm…mmm ….. did you say something?

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