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Lack and Slash

Lack and Slash

by Adam on February 11, 2014 at 12:00 am
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  1. Terence MacManus
    Terence MacManus
    February 11, 2014, 1:29 am | # | Reply

    keep that guy away from the hotel’s beauty salon…especially if they’re in Brazil…

  2. Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    February 11, 2014, 1:36 am | # | Reply

    This was something I wondered as a kid when first watching Indiana Jones. What if he hadn’t gotten there first? That’d be one disappointing anti-climax.

    • JXJ
      JXJ
      February 11, 2014, 3:40 pm | # | Reply

      Judging by all the dead bodies in the traps, he was far from first to *try*.

  3. wetcorps
    wetcorps
    February 11, 2014, 3:58 am | # | Reply

    Once you got a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

  4. VaguelyCreepy
    VaguelyCreepy
    February 11, 2014, 5:13 am | # | Reply

    Well I mean, come on! You can’t give someone a gimongous honking knife and then not expect them to use it on *something.* Even if it’s just the overpriced steak in a tourist trap restaurant.

    Come to think of it, that’s actually a potential catalyst for a rather silly horror movie. “The Nothing-Better-to-Do Slasher!”

    • Jesse
      Jesse
      February 11, 2014, 9:00 am | # | Reply

      I’d watch that.

  5. wingspin
    wingspin
    February 11, 2014, 8:12 am | # | Reply

    For Want of A Bush, Things Got “Whacky!”

    Great comic!

  6. longTimeLurker
    longTimeLurker
    February 11, 2014, 8:33 am | # | Reply

    Panel 3 is hilarious! 😀

  7. N0083rP00F
    N0083rP00F
    February 11, 2014, 8:42 am | # | Reply

    Just plant some Kudzu. Splash some miracle grow in the suckers. Get slash happy in no time at all but don’t stop else you end up a topiary.

    • Dave Dell
      Dave Dell
      February 11, 2014, 8:53 am | # | Reply

      OMG. Kudzu. I remember articles in the early 70’s about the ‘Miracle Plant’ – Kudzu. Within a year you needed more than just a machete to trim it back. There is no killing it all.

  8. A Moon
    A Moon
    February 11, 2014, 9:04 am | # | Reply

    Okay. The third panel is the worst thing I’ve ever seen you draw. In a good way.

    • Adam
      Adam
      February 11, 2014, 12:14 pm | # | Reply

      Thanks!

    • AlixeTiir
      AlixeTiir
      February 11, 2014, 7:10 pm | # | Reply

      *most evil thing

    • Donovan
      Donovan
      July 29, 2014, 7:51 pm | # | Reply

      I don’t know, he once drew bug standing on niece bug with a crochet mallet aimed at her head. It made for a great “guess the premise of this strip” for my friend.
      http://i.imgur.com/LIyKxSa.png

      • Adam
        Adam
        July 29, 2014, 11:35 pm | # | Reply

        Ha-ha! I love this!

      • ASP
        ASP
        July 30, 2014, 6:40 am | # | Reply

        Which one was that again?
        BTW, Adam, your strips are still a riot even without the dialogue XD

  9. Ol' Gui
    Ol' Gui
    February 11, 2014, 12:11 pm | # | Reply

    You could always whittle out an access road off to the side or maybe a little rest stop with a scenic overview. Okay, forget the overview, just more green stuff to see.

  10. euphgeek
    euphgeek
    February 11, 2014, 3:37 pm | # | Reply

    The third panel cracks me up!

  11. ASP
    ASP
    February 11, 2014, 9:42 pm | # | Reply

    You must have one of the most awesome brains ever to come up with these things on a nearly daily basis and always be funny.

    • Adam
      Adam
      February 11, 2014, 10:42 pm | # | Reply

      Thanks! But I think my brain is not so much “awesome” as it is “not completely deranged.”

      • KJ
        KJ
        February 11, 2014, 11:47 pm | # | Reply

        …yet? (sorry adam couldn’t resist!)

  12. Izzie
    Izzie
    March 27, 2014, 7:34 pm | # | Reply

    Panel 4: “Aw! Did he have to cut it so our butts will hang down?!”

  13. Cactus Defender
    Cactus Defender
    December 8, 2015, 1:34 pm | # | Reply

    You wouldn’t have to take the same path that somebody else had already cut, you know.

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