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Ready As I’ll Never Be

Ready As I’ll Never Be

by Adam on February 12, 2014 at 12:00 am
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  1. TaishiEa
    TaishiEa
    February 12, 2014, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    hey man don’t make fun of my town. though how many Des Moines are there? but still i always question the guy that is born ready.

    • BugFanNo1Million
      BugFanNo1Million
      February 12, 2014, 12:23 am | # | Reply

      I spent a day in Des Moines once, had business to transact in one of them fancy glass high rises down town. Seemed like a nice area. Pretty, too.

  2. Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    February 12, 2014, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    If I was to go back in time to the day you were born, would you then also be ready to go see Evil Dead?

  3. BugFanNo1Million
    BugFanNo1Million
    February 12, 2014, 12:22 am | # | Reply

    The Des Moines Dilly-Dalliers?

    • Deen
      Deen
      February 12, 2014, 8:52 am | # | Reply

      this gets my vote!

  4. Timothy Cramer
    Timothy Cramer
    February 12, 2014, 1:50 am | # | Reply

    “I’m ready when you are, Officer Pembry”

    • Adam
      Adam
      February 12, 2014, 12:12 pm | # | Reply

      Creepy.

      • VaguelyCreepy
        VaguelyCreepy
        February 13, 2014, 4:59 am | # | Reply

        You rang?

  5. Wraj
    Wraj
    February 12, 2014, 4:09 am | # | Reply

    I know the football player’s question is rhetorical, but I want to pretend that he’s not sure what city he lives in.

    • Rhea
      Rhea
      February 12, 2014, 12:57 pm | # | Reply

      Oakland and Des Moines are so easy to confuse.

  6. Michael Corley
    Michael Corley
    February 12, 2014, 6:08 am | # | Reply

    It’s true, no one cool ever owned a mini pack (as do I).

  7. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    February 12, 2014, 8:20 am | # | Reply

    When you’re an Iowa team you’re always Out Standing In Your Field.

    • YourWeirdUncle
      YourWeirdUncle
      February 12, 2014, 2:39 pm | # | Reply

      I never go anywhere without at least three family-size boxes of Kleenex.

      • YourWeirdUncle
        YourWeirdUncle
        February 12, 2014, 2:40 pm | # | Reply

        Why did this show up as a reply to Dave Dell? Crazy internet…

  8. Ol' Gui
    Ol' Gui
    February 12, 2014, 11:54 am | # | Reply

    When you have ADD, even if you have all your stuff together, when it’s go time you find that you forgot where you left it and were busy thinking about how being able to teleport to Hawaii whenever you felt like it would be so handy. Never quite ready enough to be good to go.

  9. geekgirlnd
    geekgirlnd
    February 12, 2014, 12:21 pm | # | Reply

    I want panel 1 on a t-shirt. Just a badass bug saying “I was born ready!”

    • AlixeTiir
      AlixeTiir
      February 12, 2014, 1:21 pm | # | Reply

      i agree

  10. Zimriel
    Zimriel
    May 22, 2017, 10:06 pm | # | Reply

    Ooh, staccato whistle!

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