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Office Supply Injuries

Office Supply Injuries

by Adam on January 19, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. BoB
    BoB
    January 19, 2012, 12:02 am | # | Reply

    Nincompoops are the epitome of funny. /Mouse Soup rules

  2. Nikki
    Nikki
    January 19, 2012, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    The fact that you know what chads are makes you awesome.

    • Buretsu
      Buretsu
      August 23, 2012, 1:24 am | # | Reply

      Anybody who lived through the 2000 election knows what a chad is, and how they’re dangling.

  3. Jeff
    Jeff
    January 19, 2012, 12:43 am | # | Reply

    I had to chuckle at Bug sitting at a chair, drawing…Bugcomic! And the lifting of the head in realization of his (your) mistake and jinxing yourself. Epic.

    • koesper
      koesper
      January 19, 2012, 2:25 am | # | Reply

      Its like a comic within a comic!

      • PandaFace
        PandaFace
        January 19, 2012, 6:01 am | # | Reply

        Comiception!

        (someone had to say it)

        • Jonnard
          Jonnard
          January 20, 2012, 12:13 am | # | Reply

          No… No they did not.

  4. Gyno-Star Rebecca
    Gyno-Star Rebecca
    January 19, 2012, 12:47 am | # | Reply

    3 hole punches are so much more dangerous than most people realize.

  5. Biokirkby
    Biokirkby
    January 19, 2012, 12:51 am | # | Reply

    I never seen a swear, even a censored one, in a bugcomic.

    • Some guy
      Some guy
      January 19, 2012, 3:09 am | # | Reply

      The funny thing is that the panel with the swearing happens “outside” the comic.

    • Gz
      Gz
      January 19, 2012, 6:34 am | # | Reply

      I’ve seen em plenty..

      Guess bugcomic will be on hiatus for a while until the groceries supply are getting low eh.

  6. ⬡
    ⬡
    January 19, 2012, 12:52 am | # | Reply

    As long as the chads are red or white, you should be fine. They’ll just work like red/white blood cells. I think.

    • ⬡
      ⬡
      January 19, 2012, 12:53 am | # | Reply

      (p.s. I am not a doctor, but I am pretty good at Dr. Mario, that’s gotta be worth something.)

    • koesper
      koesper
      January 19, 2012, 2:25 am | # | Reply

      Beware of double-punched chads, they might behave like sickle cells!

  7. Max
    Max
    January 19, 2012, 2:23 am | # | Reply

    You should’ve really written “Oh shoot” on the third panel.

  8. Geek Girl
    Geek Girl
    January 19, 2012, 6:49 am | # | Reply

    Love Bug’s eyebrow in panel 2! And panel 4 had me laughing so hard my coworkers gave me funny looks.

  9. Gruhn
    Gruhn
    January 19, 2012, 9:01 am | # | Reply

    3 hole punch in the chest. Genius. How about the staple remover which actually looks like a beast. Maybe a part II…………?

    • pjunk
      pjunk
      January 19, 2012, 12:10 pm | # | Reply

      Those things are terrifying. It’s like someone looked at a piranha and decided its face would be the best tool for removing bent metal rods from stacks of paper.

  10. Jared
    Jared
    January 19, 2012, 9:39 am | # | Reply

    I love this one. the realization at the desk cracked me up.

  11. discordian75
    discordian75
    January 19, 2012, 12:13 pm | # | Reply

    what? no hanging chad joke?

  12. williamkattwilliams
    williamkattwilliams
    January 19, 2012, 1:22 pm | # | Reply

    OMG! Such a missed opportunity for a Chad bug cameo in P1!
    bugcomic.com/comics/barking-up-the-wrong-tree/

  13. tudza
    tudza
    January 19, 2012, 4:15 pm | # | Reply

    If you tried to fix a stapler, then you might have a chance of injuring yourself. Or, you tried to staple a stack of papers too thick, leaned into it, and sent the stapler sliding into whatever passes for insect sexual organs.

  14. Frances
    Frances
    January 19, 2012, 5:14 pm | # | Reply

    The eyebrow in panel 2 is pure genius! I also learned something new today after Googling ‘chads’ 🙂

  15. ninelen
    ninelen
    January 19, 2012, 5:19 pm | # | Reply

    In elementary school, one of my classmates accidentally stapled my thumb while we were trying to close the stapler after refilling it. I had to go to the nurse to have the staple removed from my flesh. Ah, memories.

    • Takedownthefacade
      Takedownthefacade
      August 27, 2012, 11:16 pm | # | Reply

      HEY ME TOO!
      Except I did it myself.
      And then I intentionally did it again a couple weeks later to get out of spanish class.
      Worked like a charm.

  16. Kallie
    Kallie
    January 19, 2012, 5:57 pm | # | Reply

    I managed to staple my thumb the other day while trying to fix a broken stapler. The look on the face of the guy next to me when I just took out a little homemade first aid kit and a pair of tweezers, then took care of the thing myself, was priceless.

  17. Leshka
    Leshka
    January 19, 2012, 8:11 pm | # | Reply

    That last panel kinda summed up my day today. Thanks for the laugh!

  18. NinjaInWhite
    NinjaInWhite
    January 19, 2012, 11:23 pm | # | Reply

    I remember accidentally stapling my finger when I was little. It only went in a bit.

  19. Joe4TheRecord
    Joe4TheRecord
    January 20, 2012, 6:42 am | # | Reply

    Chad… I haven’t heard that word since 19 dickety 2 when we didn’t know who the president was

  20. EternalLurker
    EternalLurker
    March 14, 2012, 11:24 pm | # | Reply

    *is ridiculously late, but…*

    The stapler still being on the desk somehow in panel 4 is a brilliant touch.

  21. Alex
    Alex
    April 26, 2012, 11:43 pm | # | Reply

    Ha when we were in fifth grade we used to play ‘spin the scissors’
    Which went about as well as you would expect.

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