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Safety in Numbers

Safety in Numbers

by Adam on November 13, 2014 at 12:16 am
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Discussion (18) ¬

    • An Extraneous Note About Math | This Is
      November 14, 2014, 7:38 pm | #
  1. Russian Watermelon
    Russian Watermelon
    November 13, 2014, 12:47 am | # | Reply

    Ooh. Gross potty-training tips?! LINK PLEASE!!

    • ASP
      ASP
      November 13, 2014, 5:53 am | # | Reply

      Hold it in if the toilet was recently cleaned?

      • Charon
        Charon
        November 13, 2014, 7:38 am | # | Reply

        https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/catch-twenty-poo-number-two/

        I don’t think this qualifies as potty training, though. I don’t remember there being a comic on the subject (but I’d love to see it :-)).

        • ASP
          ASP
          November 13, 2014, 8:16 am | # | Reply

          I know, but that and the first one are the only toilet-based Bug comics I could think of.

  2. Tony
    Tony
    November 13, 2014, 12:52 am | # | Reply

    The Bugs are becoming self-aware and questioning their creator. This does not bode well. We must appease them by sacrificing Josh. No one likes him anyway.

    • Errorblankfield
      Errorblankfield
      November 13, 2014, 1:13 am | # | Reply

      Aw com’on, poor kids been through enough.

      Based off that last frame, his spine may never be the same.

      • Marquar
        Marquar
        November 14, 2014, 9:25 am | # | Reply

        Bugs don’t have spines.

        Which brings up a question. Are these normal bugs, aside from the talking, the head shape, the hair, and the shortage of limbs? Or are these some sort of unknown creature (possibly aliens) that vaguely resemble bugs?

        Or am I over analyzing a webcomic?

    • Kai
      Kai
      November 13, 2014, 3:22 am | # | Reply

      I say we start by sacrificing Mike. He has been staying off-screen all the time anyways.

  3. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    November 13, 2014, 6:28 am | # | Reply

    Any toilet training is good toilet training. Toilet training is the only thing for which I’m grateful to my mother. I told her that she had no idea how many times toilet training had come in handy.

  4. Ian Osmond
    Ian Osmond
    November 13, 2014, 6:42 am | # | Reply

    In today’s world of heightened security, the joke doesn’t work as well, but When I Was A Kid There Was This Joke:

    “I really don’t like flying. I’m afraid someone will put a bomb on the plane. I know it’s not likely, but it’s still too likely for me to feel comfortable.”

    “I used to have the same problem. I figured that the odds of there being a bomb on the plane were about one in ten million. Which isn’t a lot, but it was still too high for me to feel comfortable. So then I asked myself, what are the odds that there are TWO bombs on the plane? That would be one in one hundred trillion, and that’s okay.

    “So now I bring my own bomb.”

    • Dragon352
      Dragon352
      November 13, 2014, 11:16 pm | # | Reply

      ok. im stealing that joke

      • Mahnarch
        Mahnarch
        November 14, 2014, 1:01 am | # | Reply

        And I’m stealing it from YOU!

        YOINK!

        😀

  5. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    November 13, 2014, 7:33 am | # | Reply

    I like how she’s still holding his leg in the last panel, and that’s all you can see of ol’ Josh.

    • Deen
      Deen
      November 13, 2014, 10:55 am | # | Reply

      Well, he’s got to be getting pretty heavy. The flat head and little antennae make for a good resting surface.

  6. Saskfan
    Saskfan
    November 13, 2014, 7:08 pm | # | Reply

    Nicely smashed fourth wall, there, Adam. but those bugs are getting pretty mouthy. What’ll you do if they REALLY start rebelling?

    • Jeremy
      Jeremy
      November 13, 2014, 9:48 pm | # | Reply

      White out

  7. Rena
    Rena
    November 13, 2014, 11:03 pm | # | Reply

    Reminds me of the mathematician who brings a bomb on a plane, for safety. Because what are the odds of there being *two* bombs on the same plane?

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