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Scared to Death Till You Part

Scared to Death Till You Part

by Adam Huber on August 6, 2019 at 9:39 pm
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Discussion (19) ¬

  1. Alpha-Sigma
    Alpha-Sigma
    August 6, 2019, 11:22 pm | # | Reply

    Assuming your fear is NOT because you’re hiding something: yes. Minus the ‘spouse’ part because we’re not in a hurry. My boyfriend is way too light on his feet.

  2. wren
    wren
    August 7, 2019, 2:43 am | # | Reply

    I’m very light-footed and enjoy startling my family by sneaking up on them. But I know my girlfriend’s very jumpy, so I intentionally make noise so as not to scare her. (also I worry she would punch me by accident if I spooked her.)

  3. Vampire
    Vampire
    August 7, 2019, 7:48 am | # | Reply

    After a year and a half, I have finally caught up to current. Yeah. The reason it took that long is that about half way through the archive the computer I was using, went FUBAR, had to be re-imaged, and by the time it was back up and running, I lost my place. After a couple months, I have up and started over from the beginning *sigh*.

    Adam, love the comic. Your art style may look simple on the surface. But, the amount of detail you manage to get into your work boggles my mind. I love how expressive your bugs are. I am really impressed. You are a true artists!

    I was going to buy a T-Shirt. But, you do not stock tall sizes.

    I believe I have seen a couple UFies on the board. Hi folks!

    Yes houses actually do blow up. I got woken up by one blowing up about a mile away several years ago.
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/housing-boom/

    Frozen Thin Mints and a glass of milk. They are the best. The data supports me!
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/trefoiled-again/
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/thats-how-the-cookie-dumbbells/comment-page-1/#comment-167355

    I am 6’3″. I feel your pain.
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/shower-grapes/

    Ian D Osmond, where do I place my order?
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/my-overall-opinion/comment-page-1/#comment-167352

    Adam, congratulations (belated)!
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/vegas-vacation/comment-page-2/#comment-167353

    What is your beef with September? I not only like it, I was born in it!
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/that-whine-of-the-month/

    And another belated congratulations!
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/feeling-like-the-butt-of-the-joke/comment-page-1/#comment-167356

    It should be withdrawal…
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/you-can-never-be-too-rich/
    as another user pointed out.
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/fair-and-scare/

    Yeah, it was weird when mine retired.
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/lying-through-my-teeth/

    James, I know all about mead. Even wine has sediment. If there is a lot, you need to talk to you supplier about proper racking.
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/shot-down-in-lames/comment-page-1/#comment-167357

    I think you are making it wrong. Hot toddy: tea, honey lemon, and Irish whisky.
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/sick-and-tired-of-being-sick-and-tired-part-3/

    Steaks should be cooked medium rare, ask any professional chef, or steakhouse. Medium but not medium well is acceptable but barely. The comment is tongue in cheek.
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/burn-at-the-steak/comment-page-1/#comment-167360

    The correct way is with the paper against the wall. To anyone who disagrees, you have obviously never owned a cat, or had a small child.
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/roll-with-it/comment-page-1/#comment-167368

    Adam, thumbs up for the Bourbon comment. I am from Kentucky. If there is ever anything special you need, let me know, I might be able to hook you up. 🙂
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/a-bitter-spill-to-swallow/

    I once sneezed, hiccuped, and coughed all at the same time. That was an embarrassing way to crack a rib. Ow.
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/adams-rib-part-1/comment-page-1/#comment-167369

    Nope, many of us love it actually (see comment).
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/epic-kale/comment-page-1/#comment-167370

  4. Vampire
    Vampire
    August 7, 2019, 7:51 am | # | Reply

    My comment is not showing up so I tried to comment again and it says duplicate. It is still now showing up…. Are comments moderated now?

  5. Vampire
    Vampire
    August 7, 2019, 7:52 am | # | Reply

    After a year and a half, I have finally caught up to current. Yeah. The reason it took that long is that about half way through the archive the computer I was using, went FUBAR, had to be re-imaged, and by the time it was back up and running, I lost my place. After a couple months, I have up and started over from the beginning *sigh*.

    Adam, love the comic. Your art style may look simple on the surface. But, the amount of detail you manage to get into your work boggles my mind. I love how expressive your bugs are. I am really impressed. You are a true artists!

    I was going to buy a T-Shirt. But, you do not stock tall sizes.

    I believe I have seen a couple UFies on the board. Hi folks!

    Yes houses actually do blow up. I got woken up by one blowing up about a mile away several years ago.
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/housing-boom/

    Frozen Thin Mints and a glass of milk. They are the best. The data supports me!
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/trefoiled-again/
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/thats-how-the-cookie-dumbbells/comment-page-1/#comment-167355

    I am 6’3″. I feel your pain.
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/shower-grapes/

    Ian D Osmond, where do I place my order?
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/my-overall-opinion/comment-page-1/#comment-167352

    Adam, congratulations (belated)!
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/vegas-vacation/comment-page-2/#comment-167353

    What is your beef with September? I not only like it, I was born in it!
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/that-whine-of-the-month/

    And another belated congratulations!
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/feeling-like-the-butt-of-the-joke/comment-page-1/#comment-167356

    It should be withdrawal…
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/you-can-never-be-too-rich/
    as another user pointed out.
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/fair-and-scare/

    Yeah, it was weird when mine retired.
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/lying-through-my-teeth/

    James, I know all about mead. Even wine has sediment. If there is a lot, you need to talk to you supplier about proper racking.
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/shot-down-in-lames/comment-page-1/#comment-167357

    I think you are making it wrong. Hot toddy: tea, honey lemon, and Irish whisky.
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/sick-and-tired-of-being-sick-and-tired-part-3/

    Steaks should be cooked medium rare, ask any professional chef, or steakhouse. Medium but not medium well is acceptable but barely. The comment is tongue in cheek.
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/burn-at-the-steak/comment-page-1/#comment-167360

    The correct way is with the paper against the wall. To anyone who disagrees, you have obviously never owned a cat, or had a small child.
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/roll-with-it/comment-page-1/#comment-167368

    Adam, thumbs up for the Bourbon comment. I am from Kentucky. If there is ever anything special you need, let me know, I might be able to hook you up. 🙂
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/a-bitter-spill-to-swallow/

    I once sneezed, hiccuped, and coughed all at the same time. That was an embarrassing way to crack a rib. Ow.
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/adams-rib-part-1/comment-page-1/#comment-167369

    Nope, many of us love it actually (see comment).
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/epic-kale/comment-page-1/#comment-167370

    Hi everyone!

  6. Vampire
    Vampire
    August 7, 2019, 7:53 am | # | Reply

    After a year and a half, I have finally caught up to current. Yeah. The reason it took that long is that about half way through the archive the computer I was using, went FUBAR, had to be re-imaged, and by the time it was back up and running, I lost my place. After a couple months, I have up and started over from the beginning *sigh*.

    Adam, love the comic. Your art style may look simple on the surface. But, the amount of detail you manage to get into your work boggles my mind. I love how expressive your bugs are. I am really impressed. You are a true artists!

    I was going to buy a T-Shirt. But, you do not stock tall sizes.

    I believe I have seen a couple UFies on the board. Hi folks!

    Yes houses actually do blow up. I got woken up by one blowing up about a mile away several years ago.
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/housing-boom/

    Frozen Thin Mints and a glass of milk. They are the best. The data supports me!
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/trefoiled-again/
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/thats-how-the-cookie-dumbbells/comment-page-1/#comment-167355

    I am 6’3″. I feel your pain.
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/shower-grapes/

    Ian D Osmond, where do I place my order?
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/my-overall-opinion/comment-page-1/#comment-167352

    Adam, congratulations (belated)!
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/vegas-vacation/comment-page-2/#comment-167353

    What is your beef with September? I not only like it, I was born in it!
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/that-whine-of-the-month/

    And another belated congratulations!
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/feeling-like-the-butt-of-the-joke/comment-page-1/#comment-167356

  7. Vampire
    Vampire
    August 7, 2019, 7:54 am | # | Reply

    After a year and a half, I have finally caught up to current. Yeah. The reason it took that long is that about half way through the archive the computer I was using, went FUBAR, had to be re-imaged, and by the time it was back up and running, I lost my place. After a couple months, I have up and started over from the beginning *sigh*.

    Adam, love the comic. Your art style may look simple on the surface. But, the amount of detail you manage to get into your work boggles my mind. I love how expressive your bugs are. I am really impressed. You are a true artists!

    I was going to buy a T-Shirt. But, you do not stock tall sizes.

    I believe I have seen a couple UFies on the board. Hi folks!

    Yes houses actually do blow up. I got woken up by one blowing up about a mile away several years ago.
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/housing-boom/

    Frozen Thin Mints and a glass of milk. They are the best. The data supports me!
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/trefoiled-again/
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/thats-how-the-cookie-dumbbells/comment-page-1/#comment-167355

    I am 6’3″. I feel your pain.
    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/shower-grapes/

  8. Vampire
    Vampire
    August 7, 2019, 7:56 am | # | Reply

    After a year and a half, I have finally caught up to current. Yeah. The reason it took that long is that about half way through the archive the computer I was using, went FUBAR, had to be re-imaged, and by the time it was back up and running, I lost my place. After a couple months, I have up and started over from the beginning *sigh*.

    Adam, love the comic. Your art style may look simple on the surface. But, the amount of detail you manage to get into your work boggles my mind. I love how expressive your bugs are. I am really impressed. You are a true artists!

    I was going to buy a T-Shirt. But, you do not stock tall sizes.

    I believe I have seen a couple UFies on the board. Hi folks!

    I had a number of comments about old comics. But, every time I put a link in, it eats the comment. 🙁

  9. Pylgrim
    Pylgrim
    August 7, 2019, 8:39 am | # | Reply

    Yep, my wife is exactly like that. She swears that she does not try to intently walk softly, which somehow makes it all the more infuriating. Who randomly gets effortless catlike stealth? And how? why?? Where’s my own superpower?

    • Michelle
      Michelle
      August 7, 2019, 9:17 am | # | Reply

      Count your blessings you have no superpowers instead of sucky ones. Mine are storing a lot of static electricity and an uncanny knack for calling people while they are in the loo.

    • Butler to cats
      Butler to cats
      August 8, 2019, 1:03 am | # | Reply

      David O’Doherty – Very Mild Superpowers (comedic song, 2 minutes)
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghxnKDBadSk

      Somewhat related to Michelle’s reply, he states that with very mild superpowers come very mild super weaknesses.

  10. dhusk
    dhusk
    August 7, 2019, 9:37 am | # | Reply

    Maybe instead you should put her apparent ninja skills to work, like stealing the weekly groceries.

  11. Vampire
    Vampire
    August 7, 2019, 2:49 pm | # | Reply

    I am VERY sorry for the spam. I swear I reloaded multiple times and they were not showing up. 🙁

    • Wingspin
      Wingspin
      August 7, 2019, 4:15 pm | # | Reply

      Hey… at least you made a grand entrance! 😀
      In other news… I got my T-Shirt today! 😀 😀 😀

    • Rat
      Rat
      August 10, 2019, 9:48 am | # | Reply

      Nice to see the evolution of your post 😀 and with posting delays sometimes over 24 hours (I think) this happens to everyone sooner or later. Blame the server. Welcome!

  12. DrIstvaan
    DrIstvaan
    August 8, 2019, 1:53 am | # | Reply

    Hmm, is this a sequel to the “Scared to Beth” strip?

  13. Matthew
    Matthew
    August 8, 2019, 9:38 am | # | Reply

    You know bells in her shoes would be cheaper and less likely to cause a panic in public. Also you would save money on ammunition.

  14. Lestes
    Lestes
    August 8, 2019, 6:15 pm | # | Reply

    I usually think that if you find yourself unintentionally startling people on a regular basis, it isn’t a sign of some innate stealth ability, you’ve just missed out on the piece of social etiquette that dictates that you make sure people are aware of your presence when you approach, so that they don’t get startled- something lots of people do without thinking.

  15. Orvan Taurus
    Orvan Taurus
    August 26, 2019, 12:10 pm | # | Reply

    Bejeezusectomies can be nasty.

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