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Sleeping With the Enemy

Sleeping With the Enemy

by Adam on February 18, 2014 at 12:00 am
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Discussion (21) ¬

    • Sleeping With the Enemy | Bydio
      December 25, 2014, 6:20 am | #
  1. Rhea
    Rhea
    February 18, 2014, 12:31 am | # | Reply

    I don’t understand panel 3 unless it’s an “apple-pie bed,” a term used in PG Wodehouse for what I assume is our “short-sheeting.” I look forward to being enlightened, at least on this point.

    I like the panel 4 suggestion that Bug might take his race-car bed out to drag race.

    • Frances
      Frances
      February 18, 2014, 12:38 am | # | Reply

      He is trying to get her to sniff her own mattress in order to Dutch Oven her 🙂

      • Mahnarch
        Mahnarch
        February 20, 2014, 12:18 pm | # | Reply

        He’s trying to get her to put her head under HIS blankets… cuz he just farted.

    • Splith
      Splith
      February 18, 2014, 12:59 am | # | Reply

      Yea you way over thought that! Also Panel 4 SEXISM!!?!?!?

      • Adam
        Adam
        February 18, 2014, 7:40 am | # | Reply

        You sure you don’t mean “sexy“? As in: “Man, that race car bed sure is sexy!”

    • Petr
      Petr
      February 18, 2014, 10:52 am | # | Reply

      I could be wrong but I believe he is referring to a Dutch apple pie in panel 3

      • Adam
        Adam
        February 18, 2014, 12:12 pm | # | Reply

        Yep. You could be wrong.

    • YourWeirdUncle
      YourWeirdUncle
      February 18, 2014, 9:11 pm | # | Reply

      Kids these days… they don’t understand the classics anymore.

      http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dutch+oven

  2. Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    February 18, 2014, 1:11 am | # | Reply

    Also, pancakes.

    • ’s mÅ“nchleyn
      ’s mœnchleyn
      February 18, 2014, 6:03 pm | # | Reply

      With syrup?

  3. Thorbjørn
    Thorbjørn
    February 18, 2014, 1:19 am | # | Reply

    How are separate beds going to do the trick if they are in the same room?
    That’s like making a ‘pee’ section and a ‘no pee’ section in the same swimming pool.

    • Earl
      Earl
      February 18, 2014, 1:59 am | # | Reply

      A “pee” and “no pee” section in the same pool? That’s brilliant! I’ll bring that to the boards attention right away!

  4. Skeleton
    Skeleton
    February 18, 2014, 4:51 am | # | Reply

    Factor in sleeping in different rooms, and different houses, at different times, and your craziest bedtime fantasies are already being lived.

  5. Michael Corley
    Michael Corley
    February 18, 2014, 6:00 am | # | Reply

    Zoom zoom

  6. Bill Murphy
    Bill Murphy
    February 18, 2014, 10:48 am | # | Reply

    I have to admit, I sometimes miss my waterbed. 😉

  7. Kim
    Kim
    February 18, 2014, 10:49 am | # | Reply

    This is the only comic I read today about dutch ovens.

  8. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    February 18, 2014, 6:47 pm | # | Reply

    I want the relationship Gomez and Morticia Addams had.

    • DaveDell
      DaveDell
      February 18, 2014, 6:49 pm | # | Reply

      Oh, my yes. That was a sparky pair.

  9. Bob in Nashville
    Bob in Nashville
    February 18, 2014, 9:14 pm | # | Reply

    Most of my old gfs would have still objected to my farting in bed, though.

  10. Pantea
    Pantea
    February 22, 2014, 3:39 am | # | Reply

    I don’t get the fuss about sharing the bed. Everybody’s complaining. Your phrasing is the most funny one, of course 🙂
    In 17 years I’ve never had such problems with my husband. We have a large bed (180 cm x 200, don’t know how big in inches, I think Americans call it super king size), and two covers, one for me, one for him, each 135 cm. We never, ever fight for covers and have plenty of space to roll and change our sleeping position, without bothering the other.

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