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Step in the Height Direction

Step in the Height Direction

by Adam on March 5, 2015 at 12:00 am
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  1. dragon352
    dragon352
    March 5, 2015, 1:35 am | # | Reply

    LOL, im 6’4 tho… so.. will this count for me even when shes NOT short?

    (also, first… maybe)

  2. bd
    bd
    March 5, 2015, 1:36 am | # | Reply

    Rhinestones. The stepstool needs rhinestones.

  3. Tom
    Tom
    March 5, 2015, 5:54 am | # | Reply

    I’m 6’4″, my wife is 5’2″ (she claims 3 but we both know the truth). Luckily, we own our home so no security deposit. Still, I hope she never sees this.

  4. Saskfan
    Saskfan
    March 5, 2015, 6:55 am | # | Reply

    ASK your shorter girlfriend if she would be insulted by the gift of a step stool. If she thinks it’s a good idea, you have to find the perfect specimen. It makes it a challenge to find one that she wouldn’t expect.

    BTW, I’m 6’5″, and my beloved wife is a foot shorter. Our kids are 5’10” to 6’3″.

    • Frances
      Frances
      March 5, 2015, 12:43 pm | # | Reply

      Indeed, asking her is the way to go.

      Assumptions: bad
      Research: good

  5. karine76
    karine76
    March 5, 2015, 7:28 am | # | Reply

    That toaster hanging from the socket in the first panel is a nice touch. And as a 5’5″, I have plenty of step stools at home as I don’t have an overtall boyfriend to get that box of wine glass that is tucked at the far corner of the kitchen cabinet for me.

  6. Mahnarch
    Mahnarch
    March 5, 2015, 8:10 am | # | Reply

    My Mom (5′ 3″) received one of those grabbers for her birthday a few years ago as a joke.
    She wore that thing out.

    (Mum’s been gone, now, for almost 2 years.) 🙁

    • Pink Floyd
      Pink Floyd
      March 5, 2015, 12:17 pm | # | Reply

      Awww, so sorry to hear that…

  7. tlh-in-tlh
    tlh-in-tlh
    March 5, 2015, 8:13 am | # | Reply

    As a short woman (4′ 9-1/2″ in my socks!), I tend to find short jokes THAT I HAVEN’T HEARD BEFORE quite funny, so for me, a step stool as a romantic gift/Trojan Horse short joke would probably be GREAT. (I also like practical romantic gifts, so I may be unusual there.) Saskfan is also right about asking your sweetie and then finding the “right” step stool. (Wheels or no wheels? Bling or no bling? Decisions, decisions!)

  8. Hubcaps
    Hubcaps
    March 5, 2015, 8:16 am | # | Reply

    Just go get a place with shorter cabinets

  9. Thomas
    Thomas
    March 5, 2015, 9:40 am | # | Reply

    What’s wrong with giving her a pogo stick? Nothing says romance like a pogo stick!

    • Rena
      Rena
      March 7, 2015, 8:23 am | # | Reply

      You. I like you.

  10. Emma
    Emma
    March 7, 2015, 10:57 am | # | Reply

    5’2.5″ (yes that 0.5″ matters to me!), I climb on counters all the time and my 6′ SO just laughs at me.

  11. Yu Huo
    Yu Huo
    March 9, 2015, 11:58 am | # | Reply

    Hey, it’s not just girls who are short. And I’d love a step stool, thank you very much!

  12. james
    james
    March 13, 2016, 2:50 pm | # | Reply

    The love of my life for these last three years is only 4’9; She would beat me silly with the stool and then leave us both on the curb.

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