Bug Martini

Random nonsense three days a week
The First Book Collection! Available Now! Kickstarter
Patreon
  • About Bug
  • About Adam
  • Archives
  • Fan Art
  • Contact
  • Store
Trick or Treat or Thievery

Trick or Treat or Thievery

by Adam on October 29, 2015 at 12:00 am
Comments RSS

Discussion (18) ¬

  1. Gene
    Gene
    October 29, 2015, 4:25 am | # | Reply

    I saw “sexy ebola containment suit” today.

    No shit.

    I’m out.

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      October 29, 2015, 10:27 am | # | Reply

      If you don’t have the Ebola, you don’t have the shits.

      So, that’s a bonus.

    • Rena
      Rena
      October 30, 2015, 10:02 am | # | Reply

      Difficult to be sexy in an airtight outfit… Skintight on the other hand…

    • Lacey
      Lacey
      October 31, 2015, 8:20 am | # | Reply

      It’s a photoshopped prank. Thank god. http://mashable.com/2014/10/28/sexy-ebola-halloween-costume/#ag.qw8rFQGq.

  2. BigSoph
    BigSoph
    October 29, 2015, 6:55 am | # | Reply

    I saw sexy Rick Grimes

    Unless there have been some HUGE changes to the show, Rick was a) not wearing short shorts, an underboob tied shirt and c) NOT A WOMAN

  3. Pink Floyd
    Pink Floyd
    October 29, 2015, 7:11 am | # | Reply

    I could have went all day without reading the punchline in the last panel.

    • Majdan
      Majdan
      October 29, 2015, 8:27 am | # | Reply

      Totally. My brain is STILL trying to process the concept of a “dildo thermometer”.

      • sidehack
        sidehack
        October 29, 2015, 10:52 am | # | Reply

        I work adjacent to the local porn store. I now have slightly less desire to know what costumes they have in stock.

        • Mirvanna
          Mirvanna
          October 29, 2015, 4:43 pm | # | Reply

          The roads not taken. Too bumpy eh?

    • Parrius
      Parrius
      October 29, 2015, 10:59 pm | # | Reply

      “Lemme see if this dildo thermometer is hollow.”

      -Bug Martini 2015

      • Ian Osmond
        Ian Osmond
        October 30, 2015, 7:39 am | # | Reply

        And thus, upon that utterance, did Western Civilization crumble.

  4. Feral
    Feral
    October 29, 2015, 10:10 am | # | Reply

    I almost gave up during all the “women are like this” comics, but these last couple have me convinced that Adam’s still got it. Thank you so much for your beautiful, hilarious non-sequiturs.

  5. Marquar
    Marquar
    October 29, 2015, 10:43 am | # | Reply

    “Where are you gonna put the cash?”

    Duh, you have the clerk stuff it in your g-string.

    Also, dildo thermometer makes a lot of sense since two of the common locations for a thermometer (neither is the ear) are also places (so I’ve heard) where one can use a dildo.

    PS. Adam, I assume the slutty nurse costume has a green cross on the hat. You don’t want to get in trouble with the Red Cross and/or The Hague.

    • Durinn
      Durinn
      October 29, 2015, 10:52 am | # | Reply

      All slutty nurse costumes I’ve seen use red crosses.

  6. Rhea
    Rhea
    October 29, 2015, 10:59 am | # | Reply

    What about the people dressed as cops?

  7. nadwece
    nadwece
    October 29, 2015, 11:16 am | # | Reply

    this one is sheer excellence

  8. Bob in Nashville
    Bob in Nashville
    October 29, 2015, 12:03 pm | # | Reply

    You see some guys dress up as Einstein, but he wasn’t scary, just really smart. If you wanna be a genius, why not a scary genius like Tesla?

  9. Someone
    Someone
    October 29, 2015, 1:55 pm | # | Reply

    why do bug where the bra in the last panel, he can use it to carry the cash

Reply to Ian Osmond ¬ Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Bug Martini

What is Bug Martini? Well it is a comic strip posted three days a week about a funny bug!

Upcoming Events

More details about upcoming events coming soon!

Email Adam

Reach out and bug me via email at bugmartini@gmail.com

Meta

  • Log in
  • Entries RSS
  • Comments RSS
  • WordPress.org

©2009-2024 Bug Martini | Powered by WordPress with Easel | Subscribe: RSS | Back to Top ↑