Oh, come on. Hurricanes aren’t caused by a guy. According to chaos theory, they’re caused by some butterfly in Brazil, so what we need to do is find that butterfly and make it stop.
The problem, of course, is that, as shown in Ray Bradbury’s investigative report A SOUND OF THUNDER, if you kill a butterfly, then Hitler wins WWII and we all end up speaking German. So make sure to pick up some language tapes first!
Sigh, don’t you know that his hurricane machine has an assistance policy that lets him get free assistance in righting the machine if tipped over?
Build more wind farms too sap his power~
+∞
If he even threatens to call the cops, counter-threaten to tell them all about the damage he’s done with that thing.
Oh, come on. Hurricanes aren’t caused by a guy. According to chaos theory, they’re caused by some butterfly in Brazil, so what we need to do is find that butterfly and make it stop.
The problem, of course, is that, as shown in Ray Bradbury’s investigative report A SOUND OF THUNDER, if you kill a butterfly, then Hitler wins WWII and we all end up speaking German. So make sure to pick up some language tapes first!
We don’t need to kill it; just incapacitate it.
Is it that butterfly – or is his evil twin from an alternate dimension that has a mustache?
So … was genau wärre da jetzt das Prroblemm, Herrrr Ossmond?
Oh great, now I’m going to have Scorpions’ Wind of Change stuck in my head forever. Dammit Adam, I just got rid of it!
I’d imagine that machine is capable of blowing itself the right way up.
Not sure where to actually find him, but you can bug* him on twitter:
https://twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod
* no pun intended
I for one figured that hurricanes were sent from Africa as revenge for slavery or something.
Not that I would know, since I live on the other end of the continent, where we have earthquakes instead.