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The Abominable Employee

The Abominable Employee

by Adam on April 1, 2013 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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Discussion (20) ¬

  1. Rhea
    Rhea
    April 1, 2013, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    I do not want to know how Bowtie Bug knows what Wilkins’ ass grooves look like.

    • Satherian
      Satherian
      April 1, 2013, 12:24 am | # | Reply

      You don’t memorize what your co-workers asses look like? Just me?

      • Rhea
        Rhea
        April 1, 2013, 11:49 am | # | Reply

        Well, maybe Bowtie Bug is gay….

        • N0083rP00F
          N0083rP00F
          April 1, 2013, 1:51 pm | # | Reply

          You don’t have to be gay to be an ass bug … a bug that knows his ass …. an expert ass …. argh … this is the end.

          • verypeeved
            verypeeved
            December 13, 2015, 2:14 pm | #

            the rear end?

  2. MaxOfFewTrades
    MaxOfFewTrades
    April 1, 2013, 1:03 am | # | Reply

    Not sure why, but I’m finding a sense of joy from this strip.

  3. Love The Bad Guy
    Love The Bad Guy
    April 1, 2013, 2:48 am | # | Reply

    Third panel — Scruffy the janitor has been promoted.

    “Scruffy. The security guard.”

    • Gadzinisko
      Gadzinisko
      April 1, 2013, 5:09 am | # | Reply

      “Scruffy, the security bug”

  4. snark^
    snark^
    April 1, 2013, 3:13 am | # | Reply

    I’d comment but I R use the be teh Wilkins of my office.

  5. ADHadh
    ADHadh
    April 1, 2013, 3:54 am | # | Reply

    I had some fellow students that were similarly elusive.

  6. Jimmy
    Jimmy
    April 1, 2013, 5:36 am | # | Reply

    I have a lot of co-workers who work “offsite” so I question the validity of their existence until they appear in person.

  7. antcowburn
    antcowburn
    April 1, 2013, 7:03 am | # | Reply

    Can I just say that Bug is one of the few things that makes me look forward to Mondays.
    I’m a teacher and there are quite a few pupils that seem to be Wilkini (or whatever the plural of Wilkins is) in training.

  8. Michael Corley
    Michael Corley
    April 1, 2013, 10:20 am | # | Reply

    I always found butt prints on the xerox…

  9. Cusimanse
    Cusimanse
    April 1, 2013, 10:24 am | # | Reply

    In the military, we call these ‘Hard Lurkers’

  10. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    April 1, 2013, 2:10 pm | # | Reply

    The most compelling Bigfoot proof is the residual funk they leave behind. It is abundantly clear to me that my office has a veritable herd of Bigfeets about.

  11. GeekGirl
    GeekGirl
    April 1, 2013, 3:36 pm | # | Reply

    The Instagram filter on the security footage killed me. Well done!

  12. Paul
    Paul
    April 1, 2013, 10:58 pm | # | Reply

    One place I worked had someone showed up at unusual, unpredicatable hours and who mostly worked in a quiet corner of the place, that we had to tell new employees about him in their initial training so they wouldn’t freak out at the sight of him.

  13. bd
    bd
    April 2, 2013, 2:43 am | # | Reply

    Thanks, Adam. You got me into trouble again. My wife, Wilkinna Wilkinson Wilkins, is now yelling at me about reading a Wilkiphobic comic strip. How dare you give all the Wilkinses of America a bad name! What ever happened to an America in which a Wilkins could wilk withoug fear? Thanks for spoiling the American Dream.

  14. Wilkins
    Wilkins
    January 9, 2014, 10:38 pm | # | Reply

    January 09, 2012. They still haven’t found me. I can do my work in peace without them around. Especially Adam. Oh, that Adam.

    …My only friends are the papers. With benefits. Sometimes I lick them.

  15. TB Tabby
    TB Tabby
    July 9, 2017, 12:51 am | # | Reply

    Wilkins is in jail for trying to murder someone who wouldn’t drink his coffee.

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